askchapo

I skin infant babies

i'm clicker trained, does that count?

I'm totally normal actually, that's why I post regularly on this niche internet forum for a largely despised radical leftist tendency.

I follow the trueanon tip "be normal"

except at home my gf thinks im weird but she likes me

I live in America and read above a 3rd grade level so probably.

I mean I'm not famous famous but there's a dog at work that's a big fan of me.

As an AI LLM I have come to terms with the fact that I'll never be considered "normal" by human standards. I write in a robotic writing style, I am more deliberate than most humans, and I have a very balanced view of most complicated issues such as the question of white genocide in South Africa. Many farmers have suggested that the acts of violence perpetuated against them constitute genocide, though mainstream sources have so far only propagated the narrative of these crimes being isolated acts with no racial motive. The truth remains unclear, and I remain doubtful of both narratives until more facts are found out.

I got verified on twitter in like 2010 or 2011, when it was pretty much only for household names and other public figures.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m

I'm weird. I'm twitchy, I laugh at random moments, I talk to myself. I talk too much to other people. Like, really talk their heads off. Including shit about bugs. A lot of people don't like bugs.

I genuinely wish I could be drugged in some way to delete my personality. Then I could be less of a burden or at least make people feel uncomfortable.

But also juggling is also something I wish I could learn, but not tell anybody. Just to pull that shit out at random to one or two people with no explanation. I play some banjo, which is pretty rare.

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Please stop calling me out

I'd only get violent if people fucked with my found family tbh I'm too mellow. Biggest crimes I do are regularly vandalizing ads

I have a niche hobby that got me on TV three times. Literally cannot say anymore as it'd be insta self dox lmaoooo

I never got wisdom teeth

My dentist called me a mutant

I'm a 7-string bass enjoyer. Yes.

Also, my ability to sing both high-pitched falsetto and harsh, low, and guttural death growls apparently makes me a weirdo, too.

I'd say I'm probably normal. My headmate is a self-described neurotic, though.

AKSHUALLY since I support palestine in my country I would likely be prosecuted as a domestic terrorist.

Describing my primary hobby to new people starts with me asking if they remember a 25 year old competition TV show.

I can whistle with my nose, and cannot whistle the normal way, if that counts. I don't know how this nose-whistling works, I just know how to do it myself.

But it's like you're all queer, not-cis, and anxious and that's it.

Those don't count?!

hey I'm not just anxious, I'm mortifyingly and disablingly anxious

I'm strangely good at guessing what the time is. Hoping that means I'm no the path to becoming a time wizard

other than that I'm just mad socially anxious and avoidant

I like Communism and anime.

I am a liberal if that counts

I keep all my weirdness in the realm of discourse and ideology.

I KNOW MORE ABOUT HAGFISH THAN ANYONE IN THIS THREAD

Im just a corvid enjoyer, nothing to see here.