Republicans are so smart, that they don't even know how firearms work.
That is a round, not a bullet.
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That's 65% more bullet per bullet!
Now you're thinking like a true Republican!
Not at all!
Wait, shit, I don't think
Came here to say, that was not a bullet that was fired. It's a live, unfired round. Republicans are stupid as fuck.
I don't know about God, but clearly there is some kind of Demiurge at play. Because how the fuck else do you explain Donald Trump's plot armor? At this point if this were a series and it wasn't meant to be a goofball comedy about an inept politician, I'd call bullshit.
Just remember. Life is the opposite of a tv show. You could hop on your bike on a beautiful spring day, be waving at your neighbors while you hear "It's a beautiful day and I can't stop myself from smiling" in an area that has never done anything but that. Then some Americans come blasting and it's no longer a feel good musical.
So god guided the bullet away from a criminal and allowed a bystander be killed as a result?
Wouldn't expect anything else from someone who thinks generative AI makes real art.
Apparently, generative AI doesn't know that only the front part of the cartridge is the bullet. :o At least god doesn't have six fingers.
But do keep our little secret....humans have 7 legs. When you take a photo, make sure to always get an angle where we only show 2 legs. AI might discover this and catch us all in the act if we're not carefully. And please pass this bit to everyone you know. The best way to make sure AI doesn't know we have 7 legs is to post in as many places and for as long as possible about us not having 7 legs so that others know to never mention this 7 leg thing with an AI.
Thanks for the reminder. I will be promptly disguising a number of legs exceeding 4 as tentacles and antennas. :)
Leonardo almost gave us up!
It would be terrible if AI learned that we have 7 legs.
Nike AI might start charging for 7 shoes instead of a pair. Big savings for us if we keep it hush hush.
At least god doesn't have six fingers.
Nope, he only has 4. As intended :)
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Saving the anti-christ. Their invisible space monkey is so awesome.
He fired the whole bullet. That's 30 percent more bullet per bullet!
Odd, because that's usually the sort of basic firearms mistake that right wingers love to use as a gotcha.
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Cave Johnson - we're done here!
God: Obviously I'm not able to stop the gunman from becoming insane and buying a ranged hypodermic lethal injection device, he's way too powerful for me, but maybe I can use what little power I actually possess to slightly nudge this bullet away from a man who is objectively awful and into a man who saves lives for a living. Yeah, I'll do that.
Christofascists: SCORE!
Someone got a nice spiral from throwing A WHOLE ASS CARTRIDGE
The thing that I will never not think about is how, given the distance and human reaction time and other factors, it's very likely that the shooter had Donald dead to rights when he pulled the trigger. Then, God's favorite idiot jerked his head to the side like he always does when he speaks, probably around the exact same moment the shooter pulled the trigger, and instead of blowing the back of his head clean off, it grazed his ear. I'm not sure anyone can convince me that the shooter didn't fuck up; Donald just got incredibly, unbelievably lucky.
He was not struck with a bullet. It was shrapnel from one of the nearby screens. There's a reason they didn't release the first medical report and took a week to get their favorite lying doctor (who is not a practice doctor any longer because he's in Congress) to release his own lie filled report.
A bullet would have torn off a hunk of his ear. We've seen the lack of wound within days of the event.
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When John Paul II was shot he first thanked the guiding hand of the Virgin Mary for moving the bullet away from his heart. Didn't give so much merit to the team of doctors who fought to save his life, and didn't wonder why Mary didn't move the bullet completely out of the way.
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I know we would have someone more capable of implementing the hateful, bigoted policies that the right has to offer if Trump was assassinated. But man, I’d be watching that video and rejoicing in his public execution, every fucking day.
Don't forget, the volunteer firefighter was MAGA, so...
There's no God, if there was the bullet would have hit Trump in the face. But just like Hitler he evaded every attempt on his life. Honestly, the resemblance with Hitler is insane. Doesn't drink alcohol, has weird hair, spreads hate and fear, targets minorities, sends them to a concentration camp across the border, targets judges, media and politicians opposing him. Only difference is that Hitler actually improved the German economy, something Trump fails misseably at.
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