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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With God so withered, no wonder the world's in the state it's in.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all...that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I'm sure of it.