Ain't got time to spin webs : microblogmemes

[-] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago

There is an official Marvel Spider-Ma'am. She's from an alternate Earth where Aunt May got spider powers instead of Peter.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

you know what i never ever ever want to see anyone ever ever try again? multiverses. god fucking damn, i defy you to provide a more lazy gimmick.

edit - i didn't mean for this to be a reply to your comment

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Time travel without multiverses.

Or any deus ex machina.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

YEAH! like, actual consequences!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit Michelle is so right

[+] [email protected] -6 points 2 weeks ago

nah she just treats it with homeopathy until it's swollen as fuck

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

At least for me you comment, in the context of this post reads as: the average middle aged woman is into snake oils and is too dense to seek medical help if needed..

Did you really want to make a "haha stupid women" joke (under this post of all) or did I just not get it?

[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago

I mean...

too dense to seek medical help

is from the post, I didn't make that up.

And I'm just making fun of women and people who are into snake oil

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, the post is about not wanting to have the powers and not telling anyone because there's too much shit going on already.

And the additional comment is more like an example of that other shit.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

There's some essential oils for that!

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