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This is the kind of 
that tries to look down on you for preferring to work from home.
What is this guy's reaction to a train with wifi and an outlet?
If he's anything like his lord and savior, probably rage because mass transit has poors in it. 
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> calling your steering wheel a yoke
When you cut off a third of a steering wheel and call that innovation
Whenever King Bazinga gets an idea, no one around him dares to tell him if the idea is a bad one, so of course he goes through his own life plowing through consequences while being unaffected by them, one bad idea at a time.
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oh yeah, the parking lot is far superior to chilling at home fucking your SO on company time
I'm tired. Can I just cuddle or maybe give her a back rub? 
Cuddles are def the greatest thing ever tbh
This. Is. Awesome. 🔥
I type, barely staving off the existential crisis stemming from the realization that I'm scrolling through code on a precariously balanced laptop in a fucking car what the fuck humans weren't made for this
in a fucking car what the fuck humans weren't made for this
I hear what you're saying but counterpoint:
Now I know some people snack while driving (probably a little risky, if not flat out dangerous), but a relative of mine has flat out meals while driving, and I'm not talking no burgers and fries, I'm talking this guy has fancy foreign dishes like rice with meat, noodles and ice cream, and all that was in just one of his journeys; this guy's got a veritable buffet and this is while he's driving. Any car accident is going to lead to some very embarrassing conversations with cops.
Reminds me of Dennis from its always sunny eating a bowl of cereal while driving, hilarious gag.
Or you could just go to a coffee shop and do this while being able to sit in a chair with a proper table.
Hates other people so much they'd rather sit in a box in the middle of a parking lot then in a cafe.
They have to justify their expensive shitty Tesla purchase somehow
I think it's deeper than just the tesla bazinga. Getting in your car and driving to a parking lot just to sit there still in your car running the AC and listening to music on speakers while you work is the absolute peak of Amerikkkan carbrain.
Yeah man, but soon it'll be automated man and I'll be able to work while I commute bro. Like then I'll be able to like, live 4 hours from the city and still be able to get a face to face with the boss (gotta for those promotions that happen on the back 9) and do a full work day man, gotta hustle and Elon got my back cuz he's like my boy man.
🤮
America delenda est
Gotta send out your fully automated Tesla to collect fares for you from fellow bazinga commuters so you have enough passive income to buy DogeCoin so you can go to the moon financially so you can go to the moon for real with infinite VR AI waifus once SpaceX moon tickets are available and your real estate on the moon is ready 
None of these words are in the bible
That's because Effective Altruism(tm) is about immortal cyber-angels of the future thanking us for making billionaires as rich as possible in the present. 
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What annoying bazinga thing did he do to get kicked out of his own home?
Do you sleep in a race car?
Reminds me of people eating lunch in their cars to get away from coworkers. Other than public libraries and parks, there is nowhere you can go without paying. This looks sad and unergonomic. But I do wish I could work effectively from a laptop, it would let me travel without actually taking time off.
pretty fucked up that built-in car screens are now large enough to serve as a second monitor. At least someone finally found a use for the yoke
I hope he works while literally driving on the road and doesn't kill anyone else when he discovers consequences
What IS this?
imagine being this car brained
Cory Car 
At least they're in a parking lot I guess.
The sad thing is they probably don't want to work from home because the accepted narrative by the MSM is that at best working from home is bad, at worst you're bad if you want to work from home, while in reality deep down they really do want to work from home.
(I know I'm using chudspeak, but I really feel it applies here)
Translation: "No one likes me in the office or at home."
This is just pathetic. Almost sad even. What a loser
I don't know why, but the abbreviation "EV" makes me want to punch a wall. There's just something smug about unnecessary abbreviation. It's a low form of gatekeeping. Like, I'm supposed to glean all of these meanings from context if I just get dropped in the middle of a conversation or post? The point of language is to communicate thought, and everyone is using it to obscure thought.
"AI" pisses me off the same way, and that abbreviation is also a marketing lie as well as being smug. LLM is far more accurate even if it is also smug, but no, it has to be a marketing lie so credulous bazingas can believe their magic holographic waifu of unconditional infinite affection is right around the corner.
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"I thought a saw children in the road and felt a couple of bumps during my spreadsheet analysis, but the computer says everything is fine."
Isn't Cory House the kid who lived with the president or something
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