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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

This is the kind of smuglord that tries to look down on you for preferring to work from home.

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[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Hates other people so much they'd rather sit in a box in the middle of a parking lot then in a cafe.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

They have to justify their expensive shitty Tesla purchase somehow

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I think it's deeper than just the tesla bazinga. Getting in your car and driving to a parking lot just to sit there still in your car running the AC and listening to music on speakers while you work is the absolute peak of Amerikkkan carbrain.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeah man, but soon it'll be automated man and I'll be able to work while I commute bro. Like then I'll be able to like, live 4 hours from the city and still be able to get a face to face with the boss (gotta for those promotions that happen on the back 9) and do a full work day man, gotta hustle and Elon got my back cuz he's like my boy man.

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America delenda est

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Gotta send out your fully automated Tesla to collect fares for you from fellow bazinga commuters so you have enough passive income to buy DogeCoin so you can go to the moon financially so you can go to the moon for real with infinite VR AI waifus once SpaceX moon tickets are available and your real estate on the moon is ready morshupls

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

None of these words are in the bible

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That's because Effective Altruism(tm) is about immortal cyber-angels of the future thanking us for making billionaires as rich as possible in the present. shhh

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh yeah baby, 3d printed to my specifications thanks to Zuck's Metaverseā„¢

  • Web 3.0 (soon to be) billionaire

Sent from my iPhone

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Now that's a hacker mindset! Hack the planet! capitalist-laugh

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