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[–] 112 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Coworkers like 75% spectrum. Office is DARK

When we have meetings, boss comes in and opens the blinds. We scurry around like roaches

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  • [–] 63 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    We used to keep the light off in the tech bullpen. There were no windows but enough lights from the screens to keep people from tripping over themselves walking to their desks. Fucking director level POS hated it. When he didn't have anything to do he'd come back there and loudly exclaim "I don't see how y'all can work in the dark!"

    It's almost like different people work different ways and have different levels of comfort. I can deal with either just fine but damn, don't just loudly pronounce shit and change the environment immediately. That absolutely stops pretty much everyone from working because they want to bitch about how it's different now.

    I think it was 50/50 not giving a shit about the comfort of others and wanting attention because he was as useless as a bag of used microplastics.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I used to work in an IT call center like that. It wasn't even dark it was just dim because no one wanted the light over their desk turned on. There was enough light from the kitchenette area and the walkways to easily see. We got a new manager that hated that we all wanted the lights off so she used like 3 people who complained about it (and were in a corner of the room with the lights on so... stfu) as a pretext to do a poll to keep the rest of the lights turned on. She came back saying there was "a lot of" support for turning the lights on so now it was required but refused to release the results. Immediately lost all respect from the room. She would have eventually anyway because she was a shit manager but that was like right out of the gate.

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  • [–] 64 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Can you imagine if we just started making snarky comments and turning off lights that people purposely put on? Wow, that'd be so rude! Right? Right??

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  • [–] 62 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Doesn't matter if they're neurodivergent at all, it's rude to flashbang anyone like that

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  • [–] 19 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Tell that to any phone with the fingerprint reader behind the screen.

    Apparently thumbs can now only be scanned by harnessing the power of the fucking sun.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Another reason why my previous phone was better than my current one: backside fingerprint scanner. Infinitely superior to a screenside fingerprint scanner, as I was able to unlock my phone in the same motion as picking it up or removing it from my pocket. With a screenside fingerprint scanner, it is no longer more convenient than just inputting the lock code.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    90% of the time, the explanation is "I was doing a thing that didnt require external light source and didnt notice the sun went down."

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Is there a eye-strain-related reason that the lights should be turned on in this circumstance? I find myself in this position a lot, not realizing the screen is way brighter than it needs to be for the brightness in the area.

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    [–] 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Also, we sometimes like the dark.

    Would you like it if you were in a room with a comfortable lighting level and changed the lighting level to suit ourselves without saying anything first?

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    "I rule from the shadows" is my usual response.

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    “Why don’t you ever come out of your room?” flashbacks, lol

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I like to sit in my desolate room. No lights. No music. Just anger.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I had to spend six months in the ICU and I always had the lights off and no sound, not tv or music, no talking, all the staff would comment on it or ask if I wanted them to turn things on for the first few months but by the end they were always telling me how my room was so peaceful and they actually preferred it to other patients rooms. I just want peace!!

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    "Does a vampire live in here"!?

    *flips switch*

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Everytime I read something about neurodivergent behavior I am astonished that another atypical thing I do is actually typical behaviour just not for neurotypical persons. (sry for my English - not a native speaker)

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    Reminds me of an Aussie comedian who said that when someone turns the light on suddenly you get momentarily transported to hell.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Somewhat related but does anyone else like driving in the dark? Like no other cars back roads in the middle of nowhere, the only light is from my instruments, radio, and headlights? Fucken peak especially out in the truly middle of nowhere with minimal light pollution with the cosmos visible.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Agreed, I love this part of long drives to out of the way destinations. Definitely better in older cars without obnoxious touch screens.

    I enjoy some games that can simulate this too, like Elite Dangerous scooting around in the lander on the dark side of some barren planet deep in uninhabited space. Not the same as the real thing of course, but I still enjoy it.

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    [+] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    This is one of my great sensitivities. I can't drive without sunglasses. My eyes will tear up and I'm unable to keep them open.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    Going outside to let my dogs out in the AM is genuinely painful! The dark to light is SHOCKING mentally and physically, I used polarized glasses for driving for the same reason you do. I find certain kinds of lights to be agitating even not just uncomfortable or painful

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    I just hiss as I retreat under the bed.

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  • [+] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yeah, why tf do people need to turn on my lights?

    I'm not Vashta Nerada (I wish tho).

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    [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is why I wear sunglasses when in the office, it’s too damn bright. If in the first one in then it’s always the next guy asking why I don’t have the lights on and I’m like cause I can see just fine like this.

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