He, like every other ghoul, will live a long happy life. He'll be surrounded crowds of sycophants and admirers. Conservatives will hold him with the esteem they do Reagan now. Dems will soften and recuperate him. His legacy will be secured, and he'll never pay for any of his crimes. He won't have a guilty conscience about any of it.

This is because the world is unjust.

He'll live to be 120 with his all Big Mac diet.

No way anyone shoots him now, this timeline isn't cool enough for something like that to happen.

he will die once my psychic attacks of bad energy reach him

I still think a golf cart crash that was all his own fault would be the funniest and impossible for his fans to try and spin as some Q hidden proof thing

That or he puts on a garish military parade with a flyover and he gets rotor'd up by a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes

His cognitive status is going to shit, but also like...seems like he's getting around ok for someone his age. Better than Biden did, anyways.

So yeah, pretty much, no fuckin idea

He's going to live longer than Kissinger and die in an accident that his supporters will think is a deep state assassination.

He'll live into his fuckin' 90's like his dad.

the miserable ones last the longest

He's gonna die from fake tan chemicals and burger meat, but they'll call it natural causes.

Funniest outcome is he's already dead and the one we have now is a deepfake.

His dad died at 93

When you think about it gravity is a natural cause.

He is the great chosen of god. He doesn't sleep and he says he will never die.

Its like they run off the blood of the inmocent. They do not die early

Probably. To the degree that "blood was mostly McDonald's secret sauce" is a natural cause of death.

The real Donald Trump died in 2004 and was replaced by a man named Mitchell Adams. No, I will not elaborate.