I live in Toronto, they are fucking everywhere. teslas in general but I see cybertrucks daily. A lot of dbags around here i guess.
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We have a few I've seen around. one in particular was seemingly bought, vinyl wrapped, and parked in a busy lot to advertise some restaurant that's not even nearby π€¦ββοΈ It probably wouldn't even start now. It hasn't moved in several months and there's no chargers near it in that lot lol
Is this an old post? Because over 46 thousand have been sold as of March.
Still, that's not helluva lot considering the global or even countrywide population. Had to look it up because if they really did only ever sell 3000 of them, then a significant portion of those buyers live around me.
46 thousand ... where? maybe 3000 in their town?
I'm in a very liberal city and I have seen a few of these with business logos plastered all over them. It's like they are advertising that you shouldn't use their business.
My fiance saw her first one in the wild today. I wasn't able to photo my first one, as we were both driving and I'm different directions.
I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.
Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?
I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure
Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.
I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.
Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.
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Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.
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It's always shocking how much worse these look in person.
Like photography cannot capture how stupid these monstrosities look
especially when they WRAP the travesty. the cybertrucks height gives just enough cover where its difficult to see the embarrasment of a driver, unless you were very close.
Watch them hit a bump and almost fall apart.
They trigger a special gag reflex you didnβt know was there
And a reflex reaction from a specific finger.
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They look awful. Slightly less awful when wrapped, but I heard that Tesla fucked up the bonding surface for wraps or something so they're basically unremovable, but will deteriorate with age.
its also a 7000lb death trap and charcuterie machine.
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Once or twice every decade a clown car gets released and a handful of dipshits buy them and become the red-headed stepchildren of our roadways. The butt of jokes. Cautionary tales.
Ford Pinto
Pontiac Aztek
Chrysler PT Cruiser
Tesla Cybercuck
I always call them "PT-Loser"s
Id say the Le Car and Yugo can be added to the list. My first car was a hand me down gremlin.
Don't sleep on the Delorean! Those things were the laughing stock of America before Back to the Future made them cool again. Funny enough, they had many of the same problems Musk's stainless steel, uh, thing, has.
I would 100% drive a convertible PT Cruiser and I'd do it with pride π I mean it absolutely is a silly car but like in a self aware way if that makes sense
Omg Aunt Janet?! Lol.
I joke but my dream car is an El Camino.
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The cube
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Surely it's more than 3k. I see quite a few in Canada.
Looks like it's more like 46k as of a few months ago
What the fuck? How are there ~46,000 people this fucking stupid??
alot of them are in tech hub areas, so seattle norcal, and some magats may have purchased it too.
You are forgetting Trump got elected.
Fair
Nazis. Each and every last one of them. Easy to identify.
I assure you far more than 0.013529411% of our population are this stupid. The rest simply canβt afford to show off how stupid they are.
they should all go live in a remote town in a flyover state.
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I'll never understand why the design of this thing so unlike all of the other vehicles in the Tesla lineup. It's soooo fugly.
Because this thing was Musk's pet project.
All of his companies have people whose job it is to distract Elon musk when he tries to get involved. Tesla's must have been on vacation or something.
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Holy fucking shit. I almost was exposed to a swear word on the Internet by some asshole cunt. That bitch didn't know it's fucking illegal to swear on the Internet. Thank fucking god someone drew a thin white squiggle over a very small part of the letters making it impossible to read the word "shit". I was about to shit a fucking brick.
fuck
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