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[–] [email protected] 80 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I feel like I have seen way too many on the road for only 3000 to have been sold.

Maybe I have a lot of dipshits living near me?

[–] [email protected] 61 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Gotta be hyperbole, or an old post. Google says 39,000.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can you imagine. Putting together an entire assembly line. Logistics. Parts outsourcing. From the die stamp machine with tolerances of 0.0001" to make those shitty stainless steel bodies to how many rolls of toilet paper there should be in each stall, or the type of soap in the luch room. All those intricate details. To only sell 39,000 of those shitboxes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Tesla probably skipped half that, the die stamp machine is from a dumpster in Detroit and employees are expected to shit at a Starbucks during their break.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've seen one in the non capitol or metro area in Canada I live in, though there is money here since it's nice. So yeah I figured there must be more out there than the post said. First one I've seen in person, it look liked it belonged in a B movie, I couldn't help but laugh. I do think it's a good thing for people try and pollute less of course, just not want to give more money to the Nazi born having already won the game of life.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

Musk is defunding the EPA. Giving 100 grand to that turtlesack doesn't count as "polluting less" in my book.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

You are lucky. I see several every day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I am pretty sure the 3,000 figure was the initial founders edition and that the figure should be revised now. some asshole in my town had one of the original ones though I'm pretty sure

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Red car syndrome? Or maybe you live in a better off area? I don’t think you’re gonna see too many of these dumpsters in rural areas, so wealthier suburban/urban areas is where they’ll be. Even in my small town about 90 miles from a metro area there are at least two I see regularly. They really stand out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

you do indeed see them in rural areas if you live in a blue state

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Same. I see one everyday minimum. I saw two in one parking lot once. I have probably seen up to 5 in a day before.