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[-] [email protected] 144 points 4 months ago

The double fisted horseshoe shaped dildo is hanging upside down, that's not good for your luck.

[-] [email protected] 73 points 4 months ago

Shove it up your ass.

And mine.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me... Whack off

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

See that shampoo bottle now STICK IT UP MY ASS

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Move it in and out at a medium pace

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I regret clicking the drop down to see the rest of this conversation lol

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ahhhh fuck, you started without me damn it!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Pretend I'm the pizza guy... and watch me whack off.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

For good luck right? Right? It's not gay if it's for good luck? Right?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, totally, for luck. Def nothing gay. Def not. For luck.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

Well, I know when I'm not needed.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

And yet you're here... And so am I. Wait... Fuck.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Historians say these two were almost like sisters.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Pretty sure I've seen a gallery of these two getting high and having a threesome, so that might not just be for show

New edit: you degenerates made me try again, and was actually lucky this time. NSFW obviously

https://m.homepornbay.com/album/lucky-boy-with-nasty-sluts2

~~Edit: Unfortunately, I haven't been able to find those pictures again and have looked a few times since this picture pops up from time to time.~~

~~Info for those who want to give it a try: This picture wasn't part of the set, but it's definitely the same women. The toy doesn't make an appearance either. The brunette gets high, and they use a DVD case with frogs or something as a tray to hold the marijuana? The blonde goes down on the brunette. I think there's a picture of the blonde wearing a baseball cap too (I assume it's her boyfriend taking the pictures as there are more pictures of just him and the blonde at other times). Good luck!~~

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

You know what you gotta do here, Indiana Jones.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

So? Are you just going to leave us hanging?

Yeah, @[email protected]!
Are you just gonna leave us hanging?
Like some naughty nunchucks on a coat hook?!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Now I want to see Bruce Lee do a kung fu demonstration with those.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.

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[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Why would you make a claim like this without providing sauce? Are you some kind of monster? Geez.

[-] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago

I suddenly want to watch Requiem for a Dream again.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

Masterclass in how to say "ass-to-ass" without actually saying it.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Now that I think about it, is she happy? Is she traumatised? Is she regretting? Is she laughing at the absurdity of it all?

The best kind of acting is where the face puts all kinds of emotions into one expression, making it too ambiguous to tell what the character really feels.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure she's high. She prostituted herself to get heroin.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

I’m familiar with the move on the left, but the right hand looks like an Obama speech gesture.

[-] [email protected] 81 points 4 months ago

One in the hope, two in the change

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

hey I know that saying from somewhere.. shocker!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

It's called the Clinton thumb

1000003661

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Is that tiger sniffing her hair?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

Cats do be like that

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

So it is a clown car after all then.

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[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago

That wasn't nearly as NSFW as I hoped.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Lol its so floppy

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Talk about double-fisting…

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Cute tiger PIC in the back there

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Wonder if they got the elephant zoobooks

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