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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Definitely the weather for it. Well done.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

You had me at two bottles of tequila

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

very early breakfast for Ted, who woke me up by walking up and down my body

he's been on a diet too, lost so much weight, he must be real hungry to wake me up

so hugs and half brekkie for the little guy who is not so round anymore 🐈‍⬛

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

"walking up and down my body"

I would like to hire the shiatsu kitten alarm clock please

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately shiatsu kitty often comes with enthusiastic amateur acupuncture

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Alfie has definitely lost weight and it's nice because he's running around the house more, he seems to be feel much better. But the other night after his dinner, he wouldn't leave us alone, SCREAMING as if we hadn't fed him. Little beast. To the point boyo was wondering if we'd actually fed him. Alfie is an excellent liar!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

We have to announce "the dog's been fed" otherwise he tries to scam another meal from each of us.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Miss Meow did much the same, along with head butts and a lot of meow. She is also on a diet, but I don't think she is losing enough weight. She is already convinced she is starving to death, further reductions will not be taken well. At least she is well fortified for the stress of moving, if she decided to hide for a couple of days and not eat it would probably be good for her.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Slowly working down the moving checklist. Power & gas connection is organised, and mail redirection done. I need to look at insurance, which is a bit of a nuisance as my current policy ends 3 days before the moving date. Removalist is the next major thing to organise, and then lots of lots of address changes.

I looked at NBN yesterday, it looks like it has FTTP installed already. That will be good, as I'm looking at getting a Ring doorbell and some security cameras. Money is just flowing from my accounts like water at the moment!

Countdown: 1 week from key collection. 1 month from final move date.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

ted has a new cat tree, he has chairs and soft beds, this cardboard box lid on the balcony is his favourite spot

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Sounds like normal cat behaviour to me

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Alright.

No big surprises it's music and cat cuddles this evening.

I'm doing some work over the weekend but it's actually fun adjacent, so it's not too bad.

Cheers 🍻

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

cheers 🍻

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

My nephew just asked me who to vote for...stand back kiddo, aunty has got this 💪🏻

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Haiiii Ted, you are glorious!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

he is and he has a great personality too, I love him very much

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ted sits like a human

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Oh Ted. I want to bury my face in all that glorious floof. Although you might not like it

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

The band I'm in just released our debut album today! Eeeeep 😱 but also woooo 🥳

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I just opened Excel and the columns now use numbers as well as the rows. Formulas need to be written differently and now row number goes first instead of column.

What is going on? I feel confused, I feel sick, I'm dizzy, am I smelling toast?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Try the cesspit that is "new outlook". Fucking yuck.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

So, pakige arrived

are you shitting me

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

yeah, today I found a dead penguin washed up on the beach. Called wildlife services and they said this area has loads of penguins and it's a natural event. Poor little guy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Poor pingu :(

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Gooooood meowning everyone 😻

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

This was one of my car tunes this morning: Azazal & Said - I Said Meow

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I think I have an ingrown toe nail. Hurts like a mf.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Home early yay.

Let the journey of Expedition 33 continue!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Attempting Swedish meatballs tonight. Must find zee Lingonberry jam.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

All the exciting things I've ordered lately and the first thing to arrive has to be the mop bucket. Still, it is a very nice mop bucket. And it has wheels, so it can roll with me as I move around the room. Plus it's in a nice bright hazard warning yellow with "wet floor" warnings on the side, so Miss Meow and Mr Woof will know to be careful. Although it would probably be more useful if I actually had the mop.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Here's hoping the school down the road will have a barbecue going early tomorrow when we go to vote 🤞

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Cheers voters 🍺 and 'ave a good weekend 👍

*This post was brought to you by Democracy Sausage v's Bunnings Sausage

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Pah! Last election my local election booth had CAKE STALLS! I will have first dibs on the first passionfruit/cream sponge I see! Plus sossiges of course but compared to a nice passionfruit sponge .... no contest!

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I like it when clients ask a lot of questions but my god, this one has gone to absolute town. Getting their money's worth I see.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

wakes up
rolls over.
summons bagagwa

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

On day two of “onboard for delivery within 24 hours” and you know, you KNOW the instant you poke them it shoots to NO DELIVERY FOR YOU

…but on a far more hilarious note hubs just tried to infolecture me on DNS somehow completely forgetting that I have worked for multiple webhosting companies and know way, way more than he does. Oh and sweetie, you are incorrect.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Ticket inspectors southbound on St Kilda Rd @ commercial rd

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

FRIDAY!!!!!

Working on building an internal LLM agent for work. Pretty exciting tbh.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just reading about the poor woman who was found in the water down at point lonsdale yesterday. So sad. Looks like they're searching the back beach right now with 3 choppers again so maybe someone else was with her that they couldn't find yesyerday :(

Such a dangerous beach.

edit, nope an aircraft incident today, drowning yesterday jeez.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Back in the day (mid 90s, Saturday night) my local night club was The Grand Hotel in Essendon. Where was your's?

P.s. Friday night was Shooter's in Glenroy. $2.50 drinks.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Security cameras have definitely improved a lot since I last looked at them. Everything used to need hard wiring for power and all the apps were pretty glitchy last time I investigated.

I'm going to get the Ring doorbell, cameras with solar power and gutter mounts for the front and back, plus one in the main area inside. That should cover all the main approaches, and being a new estate most of the theives in the area will be targeting all the empty houses filled with brand new appliances anyway.

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