Pilk

The Slab is an affront to god (that I would have tried by now if I wasn't certain it would inflict on myself severe gastrointestinal distress).

The union rally is absolutely massive. I think they are heading to Flagstaff Gardens along La Trobe.

Everything I've read says it starts at 11 at Trades Hall. (I believe AMWU members are separately meeting at their office at 10.30 before moving to Trades Hall for 11.)

No eggs at my Coles.

That's the fun bit. No refunds.

These taste best when acquired from your motel room's complimentary coffee/tea bar.

Trying to get used to Affinity products and getting a little frustrated. Adobe is the devil but boy-howdy do I know my way around those apps.

I know it's a waste of time to argue on the internet, but sometimes it's the only thing keeping my brain sharp, you know?

If I gently point out someone may need to rethink their position, and they decide I was actually just personally attacking them and they come for me, I literally crack my knuckles and go in. Nuclear.

What else am I supposed to do on a cold Saturday afternoon?

Crap year for citrus. I stopped trying. Maybe next year.

I heard this is where I request donuts?

I think that's a perfectly acceptable substitute!

If it helps, not the best fragrance, I have to say.