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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Westerners are incapable of imagining a world in which people hate them for legitimate reasons.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Westerners are incapable of believing anyone would do thankless bullshit work without getting paid a meager salary in an imaginary currency.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can’t remember his name, but there was an American guy who got convicted for spying on behalf of Cuba. Apparently the feds were baffled because they concluded he didn’t do it for any reason other than ideological support for Cuba.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If one wanted to get involved in doing that, how do we contact the Cuban secret service? Asking for a friend.

That friend is Fidel.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Xi is causing inflation by giving American consumers real money for defending him online. This increases the spending power of Americans who are receiving these funds driving the prices of goods and services up for everyone else. The propaganda is just a bonus. The real goal is to ensure only Americans loyal to him can afford to live, thus ensuring the destruction of America.

Truly he is a tactical genius

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Be quiet or lord Xi will cut our paycheck!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

What Neolibs think is the defense of China: "I don't think America is the best country in the world. I am indifferent to China at best, but certainly don't believe the West's accusations against it at face value because the US has a record of lying about its perceived enemies"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Wow, I can't believe you would say something like that, do you have any morals at all you China shill? Or do you just care about those damn Xibucks?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all are getting paid Xibucks? I'm still waiting for my Soros money

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm still getting paid in gum

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

why does this look like it was both hand drawn and put through stable diffusion?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

AI upscaling of a meme that had no more than 8 pixels.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is a lie. Some of us are paid by the Russian government.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

if you're smart about it you can get paid by all three

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Getting paid in Xibucks but having no where to spend them sadness

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What's the exchange rate between Xibucks and Skibidibucks? I need some more Roblox skins

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

:let-me-in:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Doing all my shopping on AliExpress and Temu.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Worth noting the US government does this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why doesn’t this surprise me? Can you please share a source about that comrade?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Every accusation is a confession. It is a part of the propaganda. Off the top I will find you some links about just how much many Wikipedia edits come from us military bases. Then there is the stong armming of military assets into high ranking positions of tech firms

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep, I would love to have those links! I promise that I will put them to good use when I am in discussions with liberals. I promise comrade 🫑

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-security-wikipedia/cia-fbi-computers-used-for-wikipedia-edits-idUSN1642896020070816

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/117rpcd/whats_up_with_the_egirl_army_psyop/

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2011/mar/17/us-spy-operation-social-networks

If I tried hard I could find better links. But every thread you pull leads back to the MIT -> DARPA pipeline. There might have been an episode if true anyone about it actually.

I know they covered when the US installed a former high ranking intelligence official st tiktok and then stopped trying to ban it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Xibucks may not be real, but if you ask nicely enough their embassy might give you a book by him

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no where around here where I can even spend my Xi bucks, I just hoard them all for its own sake. I bought a plastic kiddie pool at Target and I filled it with my Xi bucks and I swim around in it once a week like Scrooge McDuck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I plan on building a couch with my xibucks using origami techniques and glue

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's over, he has enough to pay millions of Americans to spread propaganda against their own government, even with the steep exchange rate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

ATTENTION LEMMY USERS - this post is not a joke. All of us are really paid trolls. We will show you our Xi bucks. Just ask anyone.