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[–] [email protected] 6 points 45 minutes ago

"Don't worry, you can just sue them and drag it in courts for decades because they have armies of lawyers. Look, it's just part of the process so we can have Freedom TM(C)(R)."

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Isn't this the american dream? Anyone can start by washing dishes and scam their way up to become a billionaire*!

*inflation adjusted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

I thought the formula was to be the child of a well-to-do family, start a tech company in a garage, then scam your way up to become a billionaire.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago

Hey folks, I've been asleep for the past few hundred years. Can't wait to see how the profit motive has universally overlapped with providing the most utility to society! Such a neat little hack.

...

Uh oh. Uhhhh... Oh no...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's deregulation for ya. It's not gonna get better anytime soon.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago

On the contrary its gonna get a whole lot worse, since this Musk administration completely demolished everything

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, I can help you navigate all those scams. Just buy my ebook for $4.99 on Amazon.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago

*$4.99 is our introductory offer You'll automatically be subscribed for $11.99/mo after the first month. Rates are subject to change without notice.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

"I owe my soul to the company store." - 1946

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago

Sorry, "has become"?

Oh, my sweet summer child.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

Super cool, thanks for asking