If I'm within saving distance, I am within pushing down distance and buddy I can push pretty good.
After a long and hard decision I decided not to decide. But stop for lunch. Those tacos look delicious. Don't mind if I do!
Tacos are the GOAT, and reason enough, on their own, to justify immigration in the US.
Ensure the other 3 are dead before leaving and save the burrito.
Taco's the only one that won't try to eat me
I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.
Sadly, I could only muster the courage and strength to save one out of three tacos, your honor.
I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…
It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.
There'd have to be an incredible person on that list for me to not save tacos for the world.
All I'm saying is I'm pretty hungry. Ok?
I choose none. That cow looks a little too late to be saving..
Honestly, those look like tacos someone I know may enjoy... I'd save them real hard... maybe wrap em in some foil or something...
To make this more plausible, let's assume they're all tied to chairs. I'd let the tacos be tacos and use the time to check that they're all tied up very well.
What if the taco is undercooked?!
Give it a minute
I like mine extra crispy... No, not the tacos
Musk. HEAR ME OUT…..
Spoiler
The tacos are the logical choice here, obviously. But if I save the rich fuck then he owes me big time. I want 5 billion dollars, the rest he gives to immigration and housing charities. Then he gets deported back to Africa in the middle of the Sahara desert with only the clothes on his back, a bag of peanuts, and a bottle of Gatorade (c’mon I’m not heartless enough for him to starve or die of thirst….immediately).
IMO, the end of the post's title should be "ketchup or mayo ?"
Uhh, what? Do you put ketchup or mayo on your tacos?
None of the above, I'd add petrol
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