Elkot

Had my first experience of a bidet in Japan but not just that, the toilet seat was heated too, that was my first dump after landing

Nazi says what?

Always be polite to your future overlords

I don't really struggle with hay fever but it hit me hard on a trip to Japan

Americans...why are you just allowing this to happen to your country, like what's it going to take for you people to actually do something?

Your mom been on Amazon again?

I do

Older, I used to rip CDs onto tapes using a cassette deck

I've seen this "anime" before

Maybe he'll take a trade, offer him Greenland for Hawaii, see if he takes it

Here's hoping