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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

A blue one.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

Do we have a video of this pose for like 30 seconds or anything?

Or is this like a mid-yawn capture?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 hours ago

Biden was a couple of rows behind him, and I was really hoping he'd reach forward and flick HitlerPig's ear and then sit up straight and look innocent.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago

Would have made a believer out of me

[–] [email protected] 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

God exists, and He has a pretty dark humour

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, there's that - the George Carlin / cynic view of if there's a god it's outlook seems really, really dark.

like, would an all knowing, all loving god create a botfly?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 17 hours ago

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Pretty sure that guy shit in his hat.

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (15 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Sweet. I love this one.

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