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Nap time is nap time, no matter where he is.

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[-] [email protected] 298 points 1 month ago

When my grandpa used to visit every Tuesday, he would join us for dinner, then some coffee after dinner. We would sit on the couch and chat a bit and at some point grandpa would fall asleep. The rest of us just went about our evening, watching some TV, playing a game, just chatting or whatever. After an hour or so, he would wake up, slap his knee, tell us it was a great evening and head home.

It was actually kind of sweet how that old man would fall asleep. That's why you don't fucking elect grandpa to run the country.

[-] [email protected] 90 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Back when I was in vocational school, I used to visit grandma often on the way home. We'd eat, play cards and drink coffee, then she'll start watching bold and the beautiful on tv and fall asleep on rocking chair while I'd take a nap on sofa. I miss those times

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[-] [email protected] 185 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Sleepy Don.

Hope Biden took the chance to take a selfie next to sleeping beauty with #whossleepynow.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

drowsy donnie.

droopy donnie for those who 'know' him.

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[-] [email protected] 180 points 1 month ago

Did the pope even thank him for showing up to his funeral???

[-] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

Better questions is if he wanted him at the funeral

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

“I just had a great phone call with him”

[-] [email protected] 109 points 1 month ago

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 month ago

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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[-] [email protected] 86 points 1 month ago

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[-] [email protected] 78 points 1 month ago

Oh the blue was his power move to make sure everybody knows he's not like the rest of them.

...and that was all the power he had. Being a full time dick is hard.

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Yeah, amazing how that just gets glossed over. It's a funeral, everyone's wearing black and he shows up in blue? Goes without saying, but can you imagine Fox News if a Democrat did that?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Prince William also wore a blue suit, so did many others if you watch the actual video of the event.

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

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[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Probably with full diapers...

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 month ago

Well, did the Pope even say ‘thank you’?

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[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 month ago

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

Would have made a believer out of me

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[-] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

He's OBVIOUSLY Resting his EYES! Look how BRIGHT it is!

-People who called him SLEEPY JOE while he was Riding a Bike!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

They need to do the equivalent of a bouquet throw at the wedding to find out if Trump is next

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[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Such a bad AI upscale, doesn't even look like him.

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

And we're talking about him. That is exactly what a narcissist wants. Doesn't matter if it's good or bad, he wants you to talk about him.

Fuck that orange cancer. Let's ignore his disgusting ass.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago

What a fucking moron.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Is he doing this "invisible dick sucking" again?
Picture sure looks like it.

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[-] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

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