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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Naw, Bacon got a mention on the Place That Must Not Be Named as a missed DT'er.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Awww let me go visit

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

It's been a big week. I'm tired but I'm ok, I'll rest tomorrow. Plus man and kid picked up her new car today so it's a celebration ๐ŸŽ‰. Good news is, with a little rearranging both cars will fit in the garage because her's is a matchbox.

Cheers everyone ๐Ÿบ and 'ave a good weekend.

*This post was brought to you by a very confused little dog who is wondering why there's a strange car in the driveway.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Has she done a defensive driving course? They're pretty good for learning to swerve and brake, you might be able to get away with something similar out your way.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mate, she hasn't even got her licence yet.

That's actually a good idea.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Certainly saved me from an accident in my first few years of driving. Some shit went down in front of me on Punt rd and I wasn't going to brake in time so I swerved onto the empty wrong side of the road. I reckon they should be required to move from Ps to Full license.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Gutters started overflowing. Thankfully it was the release valve near the tank and not anything else (just cleaned the bloody things a week and a bit ago).

But golly gosh when I hear water gushing I get completely paranoid now after all the water woes over the last few years.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Gushing water scares me more than the power going out.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

power outage means safety mechanism stopped the worst.

Gushing water is months to years of fucking drama and mould paranoia

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

omg I can still fit into my year 11 class jacket

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yes ๐Ÿฃ

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

you have at least another 5 years growth , no way that will fit when you are 25

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

gamblingTAB has a Coalition majority at 17 to 1. Seriously thinking of chucking 10 bucks on it so at least I could buy myself an expensive bottle of scotch to drown my sorrows if they win

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Op went well but dang, keeping on top of the eyedrops and meds for the next week and doing a lot of cleaning and bending down etc for my mum is quite a bit of work. Between that and getting on top of work and uni it looks like I'll have a lot on my plate

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Really hope it rains today. Come on BOM, let your predictions be right ๐Ÿ™

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

It looks like most of the rain will miss us, but I have set a load of washing in progress so here's hoping!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I saw lightning over the bay about 5:30am on the dog walk... over the bay-ish from Mulgrave, south-west of where I was. It may have come and gone.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

I've done a load of washing and cleaned the bathroom. Soon I'll make some guac and a Bolognese sauce but I'm being really lazy about it lol.

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Made it home from footy. Wet through, but on the bright side I have Mongolian beef and a donut

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

90 mins waiting at chemist.

Laaaaaaaame.

Edit: 2 hours now. Bad day to need to speak to the pharmacist.

Finally done. 2 and a half hours.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

We were far from the only ones who got the shop opening time wrong and had to twiddle our thumbs in the car park

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Hilarious scenes here. Kid has now learnt why spending 5 hours in her new car with radio, lights and windows down is too much for a little battery. Also why Mummy has windy windows. Daddy is now charging the battery to atleast wind the windows up in case it rains. Kid has now killed Daddy's buzz.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I just had a nap. Why?

I need to stay up till around 2am because I'm going to a concert tomorrow night and want to go out afterwards without zonking out halfway through.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Neighboura having a blue outside so of course I'm at the top of my driveway laughing my arse off.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Friend coming over tonight for dinner, was an spur of the moment decision so now I have to wait for shops to open to get some supplies. Am also part of the DT washing day gang, have a load on. Panic house tidy is also in the works.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I really do try not to be judgy. But there are people out there actually making an active choice to have margarine on their toast. It's not better for you and it tastes like spreadable plastic.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Morning work complete ๐ŸŽบ

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

OK I gotta stop going to bed early. Getting up at 7:30am on my day off is lame lol

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๐Ÿงธ

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post bottle of wine no regret

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Beep Beep ๐Ÿšš
๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

May I please have anything that is not a Hot Cross Bun flavoured Kit Kat. I really need the taste of that out of my mouth.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

sanded the outdoor table a bit and have applied the last coat of paint

after it's dry will tidy the balcony ๐Ÿ™‚

off to the shops after lunch to get some things for fixing up the vintage bedroom suite ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Nice juicy storm over Trentham right now and heading our way, so maybe the washing machine magic has sorta kinda worked. Most of my washing is pretty much dry and easily tumble dried from here on so happy about that.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I'm glad the Anzac march was dry. Happy for it to piss down this afternoon now.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

If anyone is interested in looking at some more outdated decorating I've found another fabulous house. The wallpaper in the bedrooms is particularly interesting.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Ran into Pauline Hanson this morning. She's aged, which I suppose stands to reason. I just hadn't considered that she's 70, now. She's clearly dying her hair bright red these days. I hope she does that for herself and not from some unspoken need to fit a certain look for women in politics. Men are allowed to age and go grey. Parliament is not Hollywood.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

My most charitable thoughts about Pauline Hanson are when I'm not thinking about her at all.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Dammit. The Trumpet party and some Independent wanker are texting me about the election. Gtfo my messages

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