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[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

“This f – – king bullshit wouldn’t have happened with Zelenskyy,” Penn said of Ukraine’s sixth president. “Will Smith would never have left that chair to be part of stupid violence. It never would have happened. I thought, well, f – – k, you know? I’ll give them to Ukraine. They can be melted down to bullets they can shoot at the Russians.”

jesse-wtf

[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

Homie needs to switch dealers cause his shit is tainted as fuck

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

why do people care abt the damn slap so much? i loved it, my gf did too, but her mom went full “he should be arrested” over it

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

why do people care abt the damn slap so much?

Will Smith is an African-American man. That slap triggered a lot of people's latent racism.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

yeah who gives a fuck about a celebrity being slapped. Like it's such a small thing when you have any sense of perspective but people get so worked up about it it's quite puzzling

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I think celebrities should be slapping the living shit out of each other all the time. It's the least they cann do for us, frankly

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

actor Sean Penn, noted for his consistent and rational sense of proportion.

During a break in filming, Penn attacked extra Jeffrey Klein, who photographed him and Robert Duvall. The court found that Penn spat and swore at Klein, who responded by spitting back at the actor, which prompted him to repeatedly punch the extra with a closed fist until members of the cast and crew successfully dragged him away.

https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sean-penn-punched-extra-set-colors/

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Is that a fucking onion piece disguised as real news, or are actual events just that bizarre now?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

that was the 80s, when young Hollywood was showing us provincial rubes how awesome and sophisticated cocaine was.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Reads title

Did I just have a stroke? 😰

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

wtf happend to this guy? His parents were leftists, his father was blacklisted during the House Un-American Activities Committee. He was Pro Chavez and the Bolivarian Revolution, but he's turned into a State Department ghoul with this Ukraine situation.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

many such cases

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You have to remember that he's very stupid. He's all feeling and no thought. Sometimes that serves him, mostly it doesn't.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I was going to make a silly comment about how gold wouldn't make for good bullets but that got me down a rabbit hole of looking up what Oscar's are made of and if there have ever been bronze or gold bullets. Apprently Oscar's are solid bronze and gold plated. And while bronze bullets do exist they seem to be more for target practice and not serious shooting, and while there are some meme gold bullets I saw on YouTube, gold is actually not as soft as lead and therefore wouldn't be as suitable.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

imagine that gold's heft would screw your ballistics as well.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Might be better off just building a potato cannon that shoots oscars at people

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

i think the shooting direction is just off, the oscar is at its core a melee weapon. it must be rendered into a flail

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Maybe an Oscars-o-nine tail?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

oh my god walt disney has 22 oscars. he could have 2 minions & one for himself scared

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Academy Awardnance :kelly:

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was going to make a smartass remark about how lead is obviously denser than gold, but then I looked it up and gold is almost twice as dense as lead, and now I realize my remark would have actually been a dumbass one, not a smartass one.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Embarrassing you don't have the periodic table of elements memorized.

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

Peak liberal ideology

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Is Sean Penn one of those State Department guys? Guess then it would kind of make sense to bring any topic around to his talking points.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
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