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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I think this is missing the key ingredient: is the victim white and attractive?

[–] [email protected] 317 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just say no to unnecessarily censored posts

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (15 children)

United States: How do the Chinese and Russians fall for such obvious government propaganda!?!

Also United States: OMG, my favorite show CSI: Miami Law Blue Bloods Unit is on! OMG, my favorite movie is on Cop Show, but With More CGI and Colorful Costumes!

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Then you watch "The First 48" and realize that unless someone actively snitches or the fool immediately goes to the cops "to give their side" and/or flat out confesses, cops would never "solve" crimes.

Moral of the story: Shut the fuck up

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

unless someone actively snitches

Then you go to The Innocence Project and find out how many jailhouse snitches are issuing false testimony to lighten their own convictions.

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[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

My favorite thing about it is this the more you watch cop shows and cop movies the more you notice a pattern. The biggest villain for all of those shows, the most consistent threat? Internal affairs. It's like every single movie and every single series it has shown up at least once. Those God damn Internal Affairs people stopping good cops from doing what they need to do. It's maybe the single strongest trend throughout all of these shows and movies.

Hell it was even a plot point in Psych. The show about fake psychic detectives had a bad guy Internal Affairs officer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

This is why I say the Wire is the best cop show out there still, espevially growing up with a cop. It raises up the parts of police work that deserve praise; eg. the individuals that get in for the right reasons or have appropriate respect for the job once there, the opportunity police have to make a positive impact on outliers in our society, etc. It also gives a pretty realistic look at how these things go wrong or become ineffective at an institutional level (and 100% don't shy away from idiot/aggressive cops, narratively equating them to gang members). As far as I can remember there is never a "big, bad internal affairs" plot line. When it does come up it's in reference to a character's problematic behavior and treated as a fair consequence of their actions.

Watch the Wire if you havent and you like crime-drama. It's as good as it gets.

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to work for the Medical Examiner's Office. I've picked up more than my share of rape/murder victims. You wouldn't believe the shit I've heard cops say about the victims. I've only ever met a few detectives who really cared and were decent human beings, and coincidentally, they all came from years (or decades) in some other industry before joining their departments as detectives because they had advanced degrees. Never met a single uniformed cop or "promoted from within" detective who was anything other than a soulless piece of power tripping shit at their core.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I was a medic back in the day in a large city. Cops are assholes. Big goofy dumb goons. I've seen them do the dumbest shit. Light a smoke for a dead man. Was just one example. I sat at trial two times just to fuck up a cops day cause they routinely fucked people up for no reason. Goons.

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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wish I could find that Reddit post about the commenter who called the police every time her ex came by and they literally told her that their arms are tied and there's nothing they can do. She asked them what will it take for them to act, and the cops said, "Maybe if he tried to kill you."

And she even said the restraining order meant nothing to the cops.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The restraining order means nothing to the supreme court, also.

"Castle Rock v. Gonzales, 545 U.S. 748 (2005), is a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled, 7–2, that a town and its police department could not be sued under 42 U.S.C. § 1983 for refusing to enforce a restraining order, even though the refusal led to the murders of a woman's three children by her estranged husband."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those cop shows also glorify cops who breaks rules and trample rights as good cops who do what they need to do to solve a crime. It leads to people excusing abuse by cops in the real world

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I like “The Rookie”.

But all these cops obsessing over the letter of the law, keeping each other in line, caring about perp’s life choices and victim’s problems…

This is fantasy. Might as well be Lord of the Rings.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Feck off, censors.

The internet isn't for babies, we can take words.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

same thing for the military. I mean, I love Stargate, but I will not pretend for a second that it's not propaganda.

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