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Garden pest (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world
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[-] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 122 points 1 month ago

The ONLY safe thing is to nuke it from orbit.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

It's the only way to be sure.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Exterminatus? OK exterminatus

[-] Leg@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Going through these movies for the first time ever, and I just heard this quote last night. I finally get to say I understood that reference 😎

[-] DrDeadCrash@programming.dev 10 points 1 month ago

Game over man!

[-] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

No, that would just make them stronger.

Move human civilization to a different solar system and then explode the sun, it'll all be worth it once those things are gone.

[-] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 month ago

Akshually, there's only one Sol-ar system.

[-] Lemmisaur@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 month ago

Actually according to this graph I just found, you're wrong and will never be right once. /s

[-] StJohnMcCrae@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago
[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

H would be even better!

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 89 points 1 month ago

Have a talk face to face.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago
[-] marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Flamethrowers are organic, right?

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

There exist inorganic fuels, but I don't think any portable flamethrower is capable of using them.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Couldn't you... use basically moonshine?

Like, set up a distillery, get your grain mash and sugar... now you have very high proof alcohol.

Now, you could just strap basically a pilot light to ... a more seriously designed super soaker... and you'd have to add some kind of ... jellying, gelling? agent to the moonshine to get it to act more like a flame thrower than a squirt gun...

This would not be a 100% organicly sourced entire flamethrower, but you could at least make the fuel mostly, if not fully, from organic, non petroleum products.

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Petroleum is organic already. No need to make alcohol.

(Well, to a very high extent. It also has inorganic impurities.)

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Ah, I was using the uh... food industry sense of the term (which is admittedly a fuzzy definition), not the chemistry definition.

Yay for domain dependent meanings!

[-] xwolpertinger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They actually are.

Just farm things.

[-] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 21 points 1 month ago
[-] dumbass@leminal.space 6 points 1 month ago

Mate I got like 3 of those little fuckers as pets, they make fuckin great guard dogs.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago
[-] mdd@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

These can be purchased online. Friend has one.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Sweet.

But careful of David.

[-] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sure, but the images are VERY clearly AI generated.

[-] gargolito@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

They're allergic to human saliva, but it has to be very fresh and delivered with the tongue.

[-] werty@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Now that's evil. You need a job at the Australian tourism bureau. I'm sure you're familiar with drop bear protocol.

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Flamethrower.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

You don't.

It's their garden now.

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make

[-] DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 12 points 1 month ago

That would be funny if they were in reality just garden pests and didnt kill people, literally just humping a potted plant and eating the tomatos.

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

What's it though? Is it the lv426 reference or I'm missing something?

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Facehugger from Alien

[-] Varven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Nah that thing is straight out of Australia burn it

[-] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

[-] sga@lemmings.world 5 points 1 month ago

leave the home, and hope that they are happy with that, in case that is not enough, you can give up non vital appendages

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Ngl that’s some cool photoshop

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Good ol baygone will do the fix. Do watch out at night might lay eggs.

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2025
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