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I know this is part of the whole collapse into barbarism phase of the Empire dying but fuck if this isn't going to be a horror show
Yeah I’m unironically pretty scared
if hexbear ever dies out we know why lol
The American side that is. It'll just be like the smattering of the international audience going
As the lemmy libs flood in to laugh as the fascists first came for the Communists and don't realize who else is on the chopping board with us
where did the burgers go
The burgers went woke
many such cases they're now called wokegers and they're made from almond
Shit, I will have to ramp up my posting to make up for the loss of our AmeriKKKan comrades
Alaska pls no, I'm already behind my current quota I can't post more 
Stepping up my opsec to maintain the posting underground
for like 2 days, at which point the european cops catch us too
Hypothetically- should we make a plan to meet up? Or have a cool handshake so we can recognize each other? This just might be the first opportunity we have to all be in the same place at once!
Leaning over and whispering "the narwhal bacons at midnight"
Shouting pig poop balls in my el salvadoran concentration camp wing until I find my cool friends from online
Hexbear made it out the group chat
Haha this reminded me I was going to see what the local even-toed ungulate was - peccary! “Peccary poop balls” has an excellent ring to it as a pass phrase 
It's ok I'm sure the very legal supreme court will rule this is very cool and very legal
Looking forward to liberal politicians crying outside the prison block I'm housed in before I am worked to death
uhhh how do I purge my comment history again
I think you have to delete your entire account
i just deleted all my social media accounts, and made this one with vpns and fake emails, hope it doesn't send me to el Salvador.
I'm genuinely scared for my life
I've always wanted to go to El Salvador.