With Friends Like These Who the Fuck Needs Cointelpro in my ass
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Robocock in my ass
this is so sad
... in my ass?
Holy Diver, in my ass.
Who will save the princess now?
That must be either a very small princess or a very large ass.
Maybe we can meet in the middle 😂
Of your ass?
I didn't think that through very well 🤣
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"No Cock Like Horse Cock" in my ass
Well that's stupid, I didn't even get an extra joke from this.
No I will not do that, because the last song I heard was Kids by MGMT.
Last night's music trying to ruin my day.
We Didn’t Start the Fire in my ass
Welcome to the Jungle in my ass
The Dragonborn Comes in my ass
Apparently I'm now in my experimental phase?
Ummm, not sure about this oneMine is "Spend the night in my ass"
Around the World in my ass.
One More Time in My Ass
There's no one like you in my ass.
Anyway you want it in my ass
I need a break in my ass
Rasputin in my ass
Found the Russian queen
Banana, Melon, Kiwi & Lemon in my ass 😐
I need to get home quickly
Don't stop me now in my ass.
I think Freddie would approve.
Love-Hate-Sex-Pain in my ass.
I guess I’ll never listen to Godsmack the same again.
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We didn't start the fire in my ass.
"Castles Made of Sand in my ass"
Sounds like normal evening after day at the beach.
I"m playing Bioshock: Infinite and was just in the Salty Oyster bar where "Makin' Whoopee" plays on the phonograph.
So....yeah.
she works hard for the money in my ass
Prison Sex in my ass
Hey Man, Nice Shot in my ass
Love me in my ass
Rhinestone eyes in my ass
Can't stand it in my ass (Mungo's Hi Fi)
Big iron in my ass
I wanna fuck a dog in the ass in my ass
Billie Jean in my ass.
More Than A Feeling In My Ass
Ok. Guys. You know, it's tempting to lie about thinga like that. But this is for real. I was listening Aesop Rock on Friday, so I opened my Spotify to:
None shall pass in my ass.
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