SilentObserver

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[–] [email protected] 102 points 3 weeks ago (19 children)

2022 years ago? So this must be Christ reincarnated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

“It’s a bird! No, it’s a plane! No, it’s Polygonal Man!”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I was just being sarcastic. I am WELL aware that wells exist. Also my city water isn’t really all that expensive. Certainly much cheaper than buying bottled water on the daily.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Free water? Where do you live? Here I have to pay for that. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I used to own an ‘02. It was definitely a minivan. And I’m still salty about the placement of the alternator.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I’m afraid of dresses.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It’s all fun and games until you get frostbite.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ya, but I don’t trust disassociated me very much. 😂

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, but I think you meant “Google/Linux”.

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