Yes, this is a shitpost community, but I still feel obligated to make sure folks know this isn't real.
So many fake Simpsons Trump "Predictions" I see them literally everywhere. It's so weird how hard people try to push this shit, especially considering The Simpsons has made plenty of amazingly and eerily accurate ... prognostications? But you never see those on mainstream social media. Only the fake Trump ones.
It's all ragebaiting and clicks now.
BUT IT COULD BE
I'm looking at it right now
It's real to me
He can't die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
All the more reason that the protest on April 19th is the most important one yet. It may be our last chance to have one safely.
I have the thought they're going to use the protests on the 19th as provocation to institute martial law... I'm all for the protest and have been to most of the 50501s but the 19th has me worried.
Then let’s keep it peaceful and not give them reason.
I wouldn't put it past them to pull a move out of the authoritarian playbook and hire people to act as violent protesters just in case.
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can't remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
April 20th is Hitler's birthday
And also Easter so maybe he's gonna arrest the Easter bunny
And also the weed smokers
20 April 1889
I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.
Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the "national emergency" at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
ahh yeah, that's it. border 'crisis'
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
Don’t get our hopes up. Everyone knows this man is a cockroach
The ‘deep state’ has the chance to do the funniest things ever
It's fake, he's drawn way too thin.
nah hes just holding the fat together behind his back like homer did in the simpsons movie
four more days fellas we can do this
something something second amendment
Where is the Robin Hood of our time, with heart pure and aim true?
You really want President JD "couchfucker" Vance?
He doesn't have command of the zombie voodoo magic, hopefully this whole thing finally falls apart.
Dude can't even charm his wife.
Depends on what season this is from. Can't really say the Simpsons Did It rule applies to the last fifteen years or so.
Edit: Not even real womp womp
Technically this was wrong. They already tried.
Don't give me hope like that.
I'm more optimistic than the average Lemmy user, but that's too much.
Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker