US Army with modern tech vs Ancient Baltic Swamp Witch who lives in a tree stump
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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I did a goth/hippie baba yaga piece that wound up being pretty popular
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
Lithuania, swampy mama
Take me home, country roads
All at once, the moon clouded over,
We heard a gurgling cry.
A few seconds later, the captain's helmet
Was all that floated by.
The Sergeant said, "Turn around men! I'm in charge from now on."
And we just made it out of the Big Lithuanian Bog
With the captain dead and gone.
Akshually, the high organic matter content, anaerobic conditions, and high acidity means that bogs tend to be pretty nutrient poor, requiring plants to develop unusual adaptations such as insectivory to meet their nitrogen requirements. The reducing environment is so strong in some bogs that iron can precipitate out of the soil solution, forming masses known as "bog iron" that were probably the source of the earliest worked iron implements! The fact that they can consume military vehicles whole is just one of many awesome features of bogs.
bog standard, but it's a flag
"We have never been depeated on our own soil"
if bog iron comes from a bog, I'm kinda scared to ask about pig iron
:nukem: I've got pigpoopballs of steel :nukem:
My desire to make a bog in my yard is even further justified now.
Bog-zhemoi
I tap my mana and cast black card, bog of sorrows!
oh ho the rattlin' bog, the bog down in the valley-o
rare bog the rattlin' bog, the bog down in the valley-o
and in that bog there was a jeep a rare jeep a rattlin' jeep
with the jeep in the bog, in the bog down in the valley-o
Old cajun fisherman voice They belong to the swamp, now🤷♂️