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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Clearly you've never half-bathed in gas station restrooms while hitchhiking cross country. Hint: it doesn't involve the toilet.

But I'm puzzled that a room with only one plumbing fixture is called a "quarter bath" regardless of whether that fixture is a sink, toilet or shower. Dat don't make no sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

So is this a good time to bring up Hillary's email server? Cuz I thought merely using an improperly secured server was a super huge deal to conservatives, many of whom screamed treason and demanded prison for her. And I don't think any vital information was ever actually leaked through it.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On the other hand, if you say you are going to the bathroom, nobody expects you to take a shit in the bathtub

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Which is what makes it all that much more satisfying when the next person goes in

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Never heard "half bath", and I always called those washrooms.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

It is common in the US, frequently they will be listed as 2 & 1/2 baths if they have two with tubs and one without.

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

I always found the term 1/2 bath weird.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And a room with a toilet, sink, and shower stall is a 3/4 bath.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Anything to avoid the metric system!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ve never heard of this before. I have what you describe as 3/4 bath, but it was listed as a full bath in MLS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did real estate for 12 years and never came across the term "3/4 bath".

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you put a bedpan and a washbasin in your closet, it's a 1/8 bath.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Imagine getting a half bath but only the back half so you don't even get a faucet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

half a sink, half a toilet, half a shower.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Haven't paid enough attention to know how they list multiple 1/2 baths but pretty sure they don't add up like regular fractions...

They'd either list them separately or as a whole and then clarify. E.g. "two full- and two half-baths"or something like "four bathrooms - two full"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

that's some realtor math. they are known to magically inflate surface before you buy it, and shrink it back once you bought / rented it. Mathematicians can't explain that !

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whatever we call them, it's always some euphemism hiding the fact tha it's the pooping room.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We call it the poop stick room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Wafflestomp emporium

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Commonly called called a 'powder room' in australia.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

or "water closet" in the UK

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I’m in the US and powered room is used in places I’ve lived. But on real estate listings it is common to call it 1/2 bath.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's a way to conveniently talk about the number of bathrooms. You can say a house is "three bedroom, two and a half bath" and you convey that there are two bathrooms and one "washroom".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Sure, it could mean that, but I don't think any could person would go to that conclusion.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You can bathe half your body in the sink and the other half in the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Cursed comment, but I’ll add on to it: If you plug the door slit with a towel the whole room becomes your tub.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And now I'm going to touch grass

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Bath doesn't refer to the tub, it refers to bathing. You can 'sink bathe' with a rag and running sink water.

So a half-bath, contains 1/2 of the common furnishings for bathing.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The real weirdness originates from any room with a toilet being called a bathroom despite many not having bathtubs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Technically if it doesn't have a bathtub or shower it is called a powder room. But that phrase is rarely used. (Mostly because 90% of the time when we say bathroom we mean toilet.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You'd be amazed how much bathing some people manage to do with just a sink.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You've been to McDonald's I take it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Probably around half?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

At that point you're halfway to having a standard bathroom, so it makes sense to me.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

We'd just call that room "the toilet"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And in the UK a “cloakroom” is very rarely a place specifically to hang your cloak…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Good news! Most of the world would find that extremely weird (as with calling a room with no baths a bathroom). I think it's due to the euphemism treadmill.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If you chop a bathtub in half and place the parts in different rooms, you can have two half baths. If you bring four such parts in the same room, you’ll get a double bath. Probably still not very good for actually bathing, because a half tubs don’t hold much water.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

in german that room is just called "das klo" (the toilet)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And if you had half a bathtub, you could as well have no bathtub at all

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

If it's fixed to a waterproof wall, it would work. Weird, but work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

We call it a trap, khazi, bog, privy, WC, toilet…don’t think I’ve heard “half bath”.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

You're right. It should be called a 2/3 bath instead.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, we should call it the "shit 'n rinse."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Excuse, where's the shitrinse located at?

Would you mind if I used your shitrinse?

Yeah I think it works.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is half a bathroom

No you don't get to ask why a bathroom is called a bathroom. It is like questioning the origin of a hot dog.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

By code a bathroom is a sink and any combination of a bidet, shower, tub, or toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

sailing by in my half-boat "YEAH that is just like.. your OPINION MAN!!"

oh fuck wat.... ....🐟 ....🪸 🦴 🚢 🌊 🤽

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You would have been fine if it was a Boston Whaler.

https://youtu.be/W7V-2_tyRAk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Showerthought: You could technically have a three-bath house with zero showers or bathtubs, just six little sinks all over.

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