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Dog bites man is hardly news, but in Tennessee, a dog recently shot a man.

In what is only the latest instance of a kind of accidental shooting that intermittently occurs in the US, Jerald Kirkwood reported to police in Memphis that he and a woman were lying in bed with a firearm when his dog jumped up and inadvertently caused the weapon to discharge.

A bullet grazed the man atop his left thigh, according to the local news station WREG, which cited police. WREG recounted how Kirkwood’s one-year-old pit bull, Oreo, had gotten his paw stuck in the trigger guard of his owner’s gun. Oreo ultimately squeezed the trigger and shot his owner, whom the station and multiple other news outlets identified.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 hours ago

This could have been prevented if there were a good dog with a gun in the room.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 hours ago

can't believe it didn't shoot a toddler

[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Everybody's laughing about the dog but skipped right over this part:

he and a woman were lying in bed with a firearm

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago

Honestly kind of sounds like this is an "I swear, doc, I sat on it" type situation and they're blaming some role-play escapade gone wrong on the dog

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

That was my first thought. What dumbass keeps a firearm in their bed?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago

Ammosexuals

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Someone with a lot of enemies

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Little did he know, the enemy was already inside the house.

https://youtu.be/-1G3BKfD1VI&t=1m30s

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Men don't fuck people, guns fuck people

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

"baby you know I can't cum if it isn't loaded..."

🐶 Woof woof

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Guns don’t shoot people pit bulls shoot people.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Darn, beat me to it by a couple minutes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Tennessee man shot ~~by his dog while lying in bed~~ due to his own gross negligence.

There, I fixed the headline.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The pit bull haters are having a field day I bet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Follow the cross-post at !nottheonion for more fun on this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Oh, that's great! Long live nottheonion!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago

The only way to stop a bad boy with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (3 children)

Stories like this are funny, but the gun people are reassured that only "stupid" people have gun accidents and this can be solved with PerSonAL ReSPONsability instead of realizing that guns are so omnipresent stuff like this is stochastic fate.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 hours ago

I'd argue that person was being stupid. There's no reason to be lying in bed with a firearm. That, or they didn't tell the truth

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That bullet could have gone through a wall and killed an innocent person, all because they wanted to have sex with a gun.

Accidental discharges should put people on a no-gun list.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Not an accident. This was negligence. Actual accidents are pretty rare.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Negligence was having the gun on the bed. The accident was it going off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

And those same folks, when an accident affects them, usually fall back on something like "it wasn't my fault!"

Which is it? It's not your fault, and these things should be regulated more. Or it is your fault, and regulations should dictate that you shouldn't have these firearms any more, and perhaps shouldn't have had them in the first place?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

That Baldwin gif is too soon man

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

This is a great premise for a country song.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Something, something , gun reform would have prevented this.