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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit sleep last night. Can't think of anything to do for our wedding anniversary next week. I've had two shits already which is unheard of. It's fucking hot. I will survive.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

I had a long second sleep, musta been tired.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I just signed up to Proton Mail & am changing over my email, calendar, setting up the VPN and migrating all my stuff to their cloud server. I've only just started the process and I'm exhausted already. I haven't even looked at the password manager yet to decide if I want to change to that or not. But storing my digital life in Switzerland instead of USA seems like a very good idea at the moment.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

I have one I'm afraid to contaminate with data leaks so I literally use it for nothing. No, I don't follow the logic either.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've got proton mail and I love the security of it. Haven't looked at the other parts of it yet tho, just the mail.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm surprised cookie monster is there. Surely Vicpol with their extremely sound judgement chucked him in the drunk tank, then refused to do a blood test, fail to communicate the charge, then didn't offer him 2 phone calls and just chucked him out on the street at 4am on a monday with no way home except for an 8km walk. (It was a while ago but I'm still bitter).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

He doesn't know where he is. He's high as hoeing down cookies. He wouldn't remember his age let alone a phone number.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure Oscar got good reason

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

He lives on the street, he knows what's up.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It appears Gibson won't go to bed tonight unless I go to bed. There go my big plans for video games...

Goodnight all ❤️

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

So hot outside. Could be worse, could be humid. 12 more new records to go... then I just need to redo 16 more completely and I'm almost done. The rest only need remeasuring with a tape measure... which is more about driving around to do the bastard things real quick. I could do some while I'm out here and traffic is chill. Leave about 70 to update with more precision on some cooler weather day. The end is in sight for this side of town!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

One discombobulated Boyo is back home after discovering halfway into work that they've given everyone the day off.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Working the public holiday is bad enough, but whyyy did our central engineering team have to throw a spanner in the works and break stuff to 'keep things interesting' and make today extra-not-cruisy?!? 🤬

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Labour Day!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Coming back from beechworth, we all had a great time. The boys got to pat lizards and feed frogs. There were animals grazing around the grounds and they got to watch a crocodile be fed.

To top it all off, they use a product work sells that lines up perfectly with an upcoming product launch. I asked if I could use them as a case study and they said yes, so I could retroactively spin this as a work trip

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

a cockroach thought im food

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How did that go for the cockroach?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

It shall go no more

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yuck. Who broke the weather?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So many days of hot weather! 😭😭 This is SHIT!

Remind me to bring my sunscreen today lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Only three days to go until the cool change!

Kill me now

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

smh gods these days…

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Address changing underway, along with resetting passwords for a zillion customer portals I've not logged into since last move and have inevitably forgotten. Blargh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

the little strawberry yoghurt ice pops were delicious, I chose very very red small straws for a strong flavour

I don't feel guilty eating these either 🙂

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Happy Second Sunday!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not pictured: human in same position

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

After about six hours of gaming, and maybe two hours of phone scrolling and napping; now that the sun has set, I finally feel like getting Things™ done.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

more packing , will spend some time cutting up bubble wrap for the delicate stuff

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy sweaty shirtballs. I am COOKED, was out from 11 to 6 jumping in and out of the car but I got the time sensitive stuff done, and I pushed on through to correct ALL the other measurements in one day to make the most of cruisey traffic... and I'M DONE WITH MY DATA COLLECTION!!1!1! (for that side of town, anyway. Got one more area that I might have to let go of if the weather doesn't play nice this weekend/next week)

I'll be glad to not drive over the effing Westgate for another year now, thank you very much.

Bonus is I managed to get some cheap Asian veggies while stopping for refreshments (kang kung, choy sum, winter gourd and very cheap small round eggplants). Plus a full tank of cheap petrol. Ordered pizza for dinner as a very well-deserved treat... just waiting for the clothes to wash and I'll pick it up while I do the laundromat run. Whew, what a day.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Go to print something in black and white and it refuses because the colour is low. Fuck HP printers.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

Electric toothbrush or manual toothbrush?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I feel a bit like I didn't get much done today, but I have made significant progress in de-Goggling my life.

I've also removed Reddit. Again. Apparently it's like cancer. I obviously didn't get rid of it all when I moved over here and it regrew. Now it's been cut out again.

Hopefully with a new influx to Lemmy there will be a bit more engagement here. Although we are all terrible people who "incite violence" so maybe we should just riot instead?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

i can’t quite decide what to do with the next twelve (12) hours

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

fill them with 300 decisions about food

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Just came back from shopping, lots of people about. The fruit and veg shop was busy as, which is good to see. Got a busy day in the factory tomorrow, so it's gonna be a very hot one for me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

but first i'll dash to qvc and grab a small frozen yoghurt and some other stuff 😋

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Long day! Remembered sunscreen and I remain pale and unburnt.

Now sitting outside the laundromat, washing mein liebes pants for his interview tomorrow. He has used all his spoons, so I sent him back upstairs to rest lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

washing mein liebes pants for his interview

May your washing of pant land him the prospect of more pant.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

inspired by Low's recommendation I bought a lot of cosmetics today ☺️ lots of eyebrow and eyelash stuff, new liquid eye liners too

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

oh holy shit I just realised my PT-E550WVP does very good QR codes. And I run my own webserver. As in literally, in my house, apache build that I can control access to.

Guess whose specialty tools are gonna get all their guides and manuals digitised with link stickers on every last one? Mwahahahaha

Edit: double holy shit this is a gamechanger for His Lordship's adhd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I just made some strawberry yoghurt ice pops. Yoghurt, milk, strawberries a little sugar in the blender then into popsicle molds

should turn out nice 😋

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

"Gibson why are you eating cobwebs?"

The next couple of weeks at work are going to be a glorious trainwreck.

Maybe the person I'm handing over to will call me and ask me to dictate an email to them again lol

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Garlic bread or garlic focaccia (which is really a garlic pizza)?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just saw the word pizza and now dinner plans are confirmed. I don't need to make 300 decisions, just 1 good one.

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