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All of his social media is being managed by ghostwriters. Tesla is secretly hiding the fact that he died, so as not to scare away investors.

Elon drowned to death approximately three(3) weeks ago while testing a new Space X cabin toilet. The toilets smart pipes detected a large amount of baby meat in Musks poop, causing a malfunction that resulted in a huge explosion. The AI controlled toilet cabin door locked in order to create a 'subscription opportunity' making escape for Elon impossible as he drowned in a rising tide of his own poopoo doodoo.

This is all 100% true.

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