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Neptune isn’t a beautiful oceanic blue (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (14 children)

i wish all unnecessary censors a very FUUUUCKKK YOUUUUUU

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Hey you can’t swear on the internet, reported /s

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The censorship makes it worse actually

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pfft it still has supersonic wind and diamond rain, it's cool

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

And a retrograde moon!

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Blender sphere ass planet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the discovery of default cube planet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

the gods deleted it when the universe was created

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

What about monkey head planet?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I can't believe the first thing I thought when I was scrolling and saw this image was "straight flush". My brain has been broken by balatro.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Nope!

It haunts my dreams.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

🪐🪐🪐🌎🌏

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Human-visible universe is boring :(

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

so much grey :(

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Imagine how much cooler a telescope would look to a snake

I wish I could see infrared

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Neptune isnt blue and there's nothing you can do

[–] LMurch 5 points 2 months ago

The planet, Pluto, and I are not impressed with your lies.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wy tf "kill" censored ❓❓

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Because TikTok, Instagram and YouTube think it's a booboo word so of course we all must adhere now.
I wish all big tech CEOs a very "unalive"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

What is this , 4kids ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well we still have Jupiter and Saturn.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Do we though? I'm questions all planet colors now. They have lied to me before.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, amateur astronomers can make out some of the clouds with a decent-sized reflector, and have even taken photos for us.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that’s the colour of Uranus…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Just see different wavelengths, easy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Why would you prefer my anus not being washed out? Trust me, it was never blue..

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Don't remind me of this it makes me sad