Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.

Coming soon: Meta announces they are buying bitcoin anyways, because fuck them plebs.

US isn't weak but our leadership has taken a massive downswing in the last 5 months. The level of incompetence they've been able to achieve since Jan is amazing.

I wouldn't mess with that guy.

"In a bold move to remind the world that the USA and Alberta do not have a North American monopoly on closed-mindedness, the province of Quebec recently passed the legislation."

That line is gold. On behalf of normal Americans, I'd like to apologize to Canada. None of us want to annex Canada. Just our insane president.

President Cleveland can only equally enjoy the Statue of Liberty as much as anyone else. Trump would enjoy that plane infinitely more than the rest of us.

de-Googled android sounds even better. The story is cooler than the title!

He's like a real life, "most interesting man in the world".

I'm thinking he's got to do something before the 2026 elections. If he loses the House and Senate by a lot, he could be impeached and removed. We don't have 4 years, we have 1.

Summer 2026 could really suck.

Yeah, I though Zelensky did a decent job of managing his emotions. Most of us would have popped Trump in the mouth before that had ended. (And WTF was up with that guy asking if Zelensky owned a suit? That should have been an automatic throat punch.) Being an American is embarrassing right now. My apologies to the rest of the world. We're a dumpster fire.

Trump loves the uneducated. He likes his voters dumb and his victims unaware of their rights. Good for the megaphone crowd.

These guys are the alpha males right? Trump and Musk are alpha? All I ever see is them complain about people hurting their feelings.