His mistake: She's clearly a keeper.
this post was submitted on 16 Feb 2025
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A nose keeper
"When she stole my nose, she also stole my heart."
Jokes on you im into that shit.
Literally
You’re such a brownnoser.
Don't care about bumhole or the pinch, but I'd propose instantly due to the humor.
Exaaaactly this. If you can't laugh at yourself and me while we're naked doing fun things, idk how much fun you're having, really.
I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he'd hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I'm happy you made this and will be something I'll try to do in the future
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"He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said 'got your nose Donald' and he kept coming back for more"
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That's actually hilarious, apart from idiotic censorship of "pussy".
You got his nose but he's got pink eye
That's why you wear goggles, duh.
Ze goggles do nothing!
Here, have the visual version 🙂
what the hell is happening to the censored text at the top
pussy - > p*ssy - > p*say - > p yay!
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Balls are a fellator’s shield against unintentionally playing the back nine, and I'm insulted that god gave them to only half of us.
as the scrotum is easily the ugliest body part, bar none, for either sex, I gotta disagree.
you can shave it, dress it up, put a bow on it, nothing's gonna change the fact that it's a shriveled sack of nuts.
There was a subreddit for people putting like outfits on their peckers, and that's about the only thing I think the fediverse is missing. And before anybody tells me to start that community, I don't have a dick of my own, and yes, I'm aware that it's a skill issue.
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Bro if a girl did this to me I'd never leave
Watch out she got his nose! *blam* *blam* *blam*
honestly you don't want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
It's important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
A actual shitpost
My wife loved this
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
who hasn't had this happen to them more than once
A devote Amish, I'd assume.
How do you think they pass all that time with no technology? Sure, they missed The Wire and Deadwood, but they've discovered sexual techniques that are still 150 years out for the rest of us.
If we are talking about devoted Amish, they literally only have sex for the purpose of procreation, sometimes through a sheet in some cases. Sex for recreation, including oral or anal, are verboten under the Amish Ordnung oral traditions.
In practice, there is sexual "deviancey" and sex had with some degree of knowledge that doing so is not strictly for procreation. Due to cultural aspects, there is shame brought in by such things that they have to get right with God about. Rumspringa, think last repreve before devoting to the Amish life, is usually when young Amish sow some wild oats with some abandon with the English(outsiders) if they so choose.
If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community. Don't expect hot and steamy throws of passion, you are fucking through a sheet while the elders preside over the breeding session in the same room.
If you are a single man going through Amish country and see a mailbox with a bag on it, it is an invitation to donate your genetics to the community.
Wait what???
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Worth it, he doesn't deserve you.
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