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[-] [email protected] 195 points 4 months ago

There has also been no word on if the state of Indiana was consulted.

Glad to see the reporter having some fun with this.

[-] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.

[-] [email protected] 132 points 4 months ago

Absolutely top notch bit of trolling.

[-] [email protected] 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is great. Maybe officials from all over will rename places had make google add all the different names as per their policy. Imagine taking an interstate road trip and having place names keep changing on google maps as you cross state lines.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can’t wait to hear UK announce some changes to their official maps.

Does New England sound better than Virginia? How about New Albion?

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[-] [email protected] 91 points 4 months ago

To the people reporting this: Yes, it's a prank by the governor. But he really did so it, even as a prank, and the news covered it. So the story can stay.

[-] [email protected] 88 points 4 months ago

The proclamation has been forwarded to Google to ensure the world’s maps reflect this momentous change

😘👌😆

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In other news, Lake Erie is still haunted by ghost pirates that nobody cares about.

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[-] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago

And South Dakota has declared North Dakota to be North South Dakota

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

In response, North Dakota has challenged South Dakota to a duel. If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of 'Dakota'.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If North Dakota wins, both states will be combined into The state of ‘North Dakota’.
And Nebraska will be renamed South Dakota. Then the process repeats. Until the entire earth is Dakota.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 4 months ago

UK declares US to be called "United Colonies"

[-] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

"The Sort of United Colonies Kingdom" or The SUCK

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[-] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago

California should declare Lake Tahoe to be called Tahoe Tahoe.

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[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

As a Michigander I declare Illinois is now South Michigan

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

In all seriousness, language and word choice are a very big part of propaganda and influence. It's not an accident that we are discussing "death tax" instead of "inheritance tax", or that you see reports of "looters" vs "survivors/scavengers".

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[-] [email protected] 39 points 4 months ago

We the Australians shall invade the USA and reclaim it for the crown. Hencforth it shall be known as "New Australia".

[-] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago

You could just call it New Australia anyway. Double up and change your maps. Apparently nothing stops you

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NewNewSouthWales(final)(1).odt

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

I quite like the name "Kraft Vegemite^TM^ presents New Australia".

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I'm okay with this.

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

Wait, we can just declare shit? This changes everything.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Shut up, ~~Thteven~~ Thefartographer II! I declare "shit"

SHIT!

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[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

The World looking at the US: .... HWUATTTTT??!!!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This is the funniest shit I've read today

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

The Atlantic ocean is now "the moat".

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

"The Pacific" is now "NordVPN Presents: The Pacific"

[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Interesting, the lake's name was changed from Illinois to Michigan around 1720. Time to take it back! https://digitalcollections.nypl.org/items/510d47da-ee8c-a3d9-e040-e00a18064a99

[-] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

I declare AOC to be Queen AOC.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Lake Erie will become Lake LeBron.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

For the record, I do delare, that the Best Lake be named for the Best State. So now, hence forth and forever, Lake Superior shall be known as Lake Minnesota.

And Canadians, if you have a problem with that, shoulda renamed it faster.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 4 months ago

We already did — it’s named after Canada. Why did you think it was called Lake Superior?

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Careful, we won't have burn units here in the US for much longer.

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

West Virginia has just declared itself Virginia, Mountain High.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

honestly as a non-American, this would unironically make things less confusing: the largest city on that lake is Chicago and I always have to consciously remember "that city is in Illinois, but the lake it is on is called Lake Michigan".

[-] bdonvr 15 points 4 months ago

Illinois has a pretty small coastline with it though. Michigan and Wisconsin completely dwarf Illinois's coast on the lake (and Michigan by a lot)

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

If you want to name the lake after a great state from America

You should call it

Lake Of Insanity

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Do you think if the major cities started calling the interstates the blue lines it could fight congestion?

If you want to find a blue city, follow an interstate, a red one, hop off.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

I 100% did not think this was a joke.

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