This ain’t boring. It’s terrifying.

... fuck me dead it's infecting mammals now

and the current administration has shuttered the CDC and the NIH, and has withdrawn us from the WHO.

Mark my words: there will be food shortages and food riots in America by April.

Oh, fantastic. The pandemic-industrial complex is back on the menu. We’ve spent decades industrializing agriculture into viral petri dishes, then act shocked when nature mutates around our hubris. Cows are just the latest domino—watch the blame shift to “wet markets” or migratory birds while factory farms keep hosing antibiotics into troughs.

But sure, let’s hyperventilate about proximity to doom. Never mind that zoonotic spillover’s been a ticking clock since we decided monoculture and profit margins trump ecosystem logic. The real virus here? Capitalism with a side of amnesia.

On Trump's mind, as long as no one reports it then it doesn't really exist. Remember when he said that we need to do testing for COVID to make the numbers go down? Same thing.

So this will just fix itself.

I'm almost done transitioning my family to drink oat mil..juice instead.

another pandemic with trump in charge?.......Oh fuck.

Don't worry, Americans. JFK will protect you, won't he?

Just in time for the hero to save the day with the ol' UV lung-bleach-brush combo move and horse dewormer aperitif.

I'm not worried about a new pandemic. Trumpy Dumpy, Muskie, and Mr. Brain Worms will get us though it; plus or minus a few million dead people.

Can we please have a pandemic that wipes out the rich?

Fuck them vegans am i right?

Bird flu in cows?

Cows aren't birds, are these scientists stupid?

BOHICA