The irony is thick, isn’t it? American brands swapping out their chemical cocktail for something “acceptable” in Europe doesn’t mean the EU’s policies are pure. It just proves corporations will bend to whatever arbitrary rules keep their profits flowing.
You think banning a few ingredients while importing the same trash from elsewhere makes Europe a saint? It’s theater. The same companies exploit loopholes, and the EU turns a blind eye when it suits their agenda.
Both sides are playing the same game—different rules, same endgame: profit over people. Don’t confuse regulatory posturing with actual ethics.
The administration's gaslighting reaches avant-garde levels when a commission purpose-built for demolition gets portrayed as some neutral accounting firm. Musk's LARP as efficiency czar would be laughable if the consequences weren't radioactive staff purges and defense contractors editing national security databases like Wikipedia entries.
Cost-cutting through chaos theory – fire 300 nuclear oversight experts, panic-rehire 25, then call it "streamlining." The math only works if you consider institutional collapse a profit center. DOGE's "$55 billion savings" fantasy collapses faster than a crypto exchange when basic arithmetic enters the chat.
This isn't governance – it's arson with Excel spreadsheets. When even the courts gag at the lies, you know the grift's gone mainstream. The real fraud isn't in the accounting columns but in pretending this circus has any purpose beyond dismantling functional systems.