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S'koden. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

[-] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

[-] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago

I don't see why we can't do both

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

[-] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Irrelevant.

You and your date enter said room with a crowbar apiece (I'm bringing a modded spade), and the roomful of fascists gathered there, what, just stand and meekly stare at you both? Get on the ball. Don't let go of the crowbar, but cut everything else loose, citizen. Clock's tickin' and that fuckin' you're here for ain't starting until the room's freshly painted.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"Boosting cars or having sex, boosting cars or having sex... What about having sex while boosting cars?"

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Well if you’re both in there together nobody says you have to leave the room immediately. So both?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

As an AroAce person I'll take beating up nazis >:3

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[-] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

Death is too short of sentence

It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Criminal law doesn't work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I'm afraid.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

It's a crowbar, not a boning knife

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Well then you don't have a strong sense of survival or justice. That's ok. You can weave baskets while I do it. Everybody has a place.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Fascists double down on their fascism in response to punishment. Dead fascists, preferably by natural causes of course, do not.

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[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,

[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

No reason they shouldn't enjoy their work.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Username checks out. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I would take advantage of every second >:3

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Just picture the scene in Zombieland where they destroy the store for fun. But all the shelves are neonazi fuckheads. 😃

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

With freebird playing in the background

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I hope you have a good stamina...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I believe many people carry with them a deeply buried desire to hurt people, but their morals keep them from doing it to just anyone. But they yearn for a chance to do it without moral repercussions.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Yeah that's what zombies are for. It's why they're popular.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

The incompatibilitist consequentialist in me says no but the cathartic revenge hedonist in me says yes.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I dunno what them big words mean, but I see a yes in there and thats all I need to hear

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