What a fucking weirdo.
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Apparently he is a narcissist
Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.
Fucking weirdos
He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich
Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.
Screw that health food shit, I want fucking bar food.
It's completely normal father-son bonding. Find a different slant.
On a related note, I was just searching fdroid for a signal app. I didn't find one, but I did find an app that tracks your Morning Wood
Does it require a sensor? Do they wear a fleshlight to bed? Is it camera based?
So many questions.
Also, theDailyBeast reporting on morning wood is quality humor from the matrix.
I'm sure it works like period trackers. You input the data manually
Didn't think you were serious.
Lol and you're downloading it!
encouraging collaboration and innovation
Yes, let's "collaborate" in regard to our morning wood.
"Hay bro, would you mind 'innovating' with my erection this morning? No homo"
Dafuq kind of insight do i gain from it...
I guess it might help if you're concerned about ED, since experiencing less (or no) morning woods can be a sign of physical ED.
Really ? I don't think I ever experienced this regularly ever. I have otherwise no issues getting it up
Huh, ED caused by depression...never knew those were linked.
Interesting info, thank you.
And ED can be exacerbated by certain depression meds. There's nothing wrong with my dick. If my wife were to grab it, it would work just fine I just don't even think about sex every day and very rarely masturbate.
I knew about meds messing with your sex drive, been through that myself.
I'd be shocked if they weren't linked.
I never really read up on it, even though i should.
The wife's chronically depressed and i'm not doing much better either.
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The dude gets weekly dick injections which he classifies as 9.5 out of 10 on a pain scale.
Weekly.
Dude is a fucking moron.
I truly hope that these people start getting massive organ failure and shit because of all of this experimental garbage they put into their bodies.
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