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[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Least cluttered Windows Desktop:

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pffff, if you don't attach to the grid you got way more space for files.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you sort this by penis? Internet Explorer needs to be at the tip or I won't be able to find it.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I absolutely do it the other way. Nothing is on my desktop except for the trash bin. There is a shortcut to the file explorer and browser pinned to the task bar. And that's it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is nothing at all on my desktop except for a text document created by my girlfriend saying that she loves me that she snuck on there when I wasn’t looking.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

i don't even have icons enabled on my desktop. Now I don't have to feel stressed about cleaning it up

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microsoft: put it in OneDrive. We will use your content to train our AI models. No really this is fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also Microsoft: If you ever try to leave us we will delete all of your data on all of your devices. We might even do it at random just for fun…No, we won't warn you.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I love the random deletetion. They deleted a whole year of my university notes just because.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Me: "I've got an elaborate folder structure for all my documents."

Windows: "You want to put this in the root directory of OneDrive."

Me: "No, I want to put it in \SpecialFiles\ProjectName\IterationNo\DetailedSchematic"

Windows: "Root directory of OneDrive it is."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I fucking hate onedrive sooo much for this, it kills me a little everytime and it happens all the time. Im just a husk at this point. God damn fuck you onedrive.

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Good god. Putting stuff in the desktop is a big yuck. Your desktop probably looks like your room.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago

The desktop is like the inbox of files, inbox-zero it and it's a tidy place to keep things in focus until they're sorted and filed away or deleted.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Right. Why have an easy to locate area to quickly access temporary files, amiright?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yeah like a downloads folder

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If a cluttered desktop is a sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty one signify?

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I'd be happy if those apps were asking to save to Documents like in the screenshot. But alas, reality is much more cruel. They always want to save to some vague OneDrive location, and won't even show you the local file browser without extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

If yOU dOn'T uSe oNEdrIvE iT is IMpOssiBle to AuTO sAve! The technology just doesn't exist to save on a timer without involving the cloud!

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Microsoft and application developers treat the Documents folder like a total dumping ground for whatever random nonsense they can dream up. No wonder people look elsewhere. Need to store user files? Documents. A database? Documents. Giant cache files? Documents. Config? Documents. Executables? Fuck it put those in Documents too.

Why would I ever store my real documents in a folder so littered with shit that I can never find anything? It's not like the search actually works.

Also as a Linux user myself and to head off any smugness, developers do the same thing with the home directory so users end up inventing weird ways to stay organized.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Saving to desktop is insane behaviour and the OP just told on herself.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Rebuttal, with a physical desk you put things you need right now on top in the open. You wouldn't grab something off the printer and put it into a drawer first, then reopen the drawer to get it out of your need it now.

The desktop is "right now" workspace. Why bother to put it into a folder whose only purpose is not to take things out of to put elsewhere? I could at least understand people who download direct to documents... but that still leaves a mess to clean up with installers and such.

Downloading to the desktop is not only sane, but more efficient.

Leaving everything on your desktop is a different conversation though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Desktop is for empty space so when you close everything it's clean

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I am the opposite and I absolutely hate it when I have to work on someone's laptop with cluttered desktop and folders. Mine only has a taskbar at bottom and clock widget at bottom right corner. All temporary files goes to downloads or to organised directories. What's the point of having a nice wallpaper if you can't enjoy it.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Everything downloads to the desktop, that way it's in my face so I have to deal with it.

The clutter on the desktop annoys me into cleaning it up, but I'll ignore a downloads folder once I've grabbed whatever I just downloaded.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you are the first person i’ve know to also do this! it really does help

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I use downloads instead, it mainly functions as a temporary folder where anything unimportant can live and once it gets a scroll bar it all gets deleted. For the very rare things that are important I could then move them after.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

I would expect nothing less from a filthy outlook user

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cursed Linux alternative of this is usually putting things directly in the home folder – I used to do this until I got better. Desktop is simple to keep clean when you don't have one in your "desktop environment" by default.

Some people who've used MacOs before OSX dump everything to the root filesystem out of habit. It works just as poorly as a file management strategy as one might expect, albeit better than putting everything on the desktop. Not sure how often that happens but I've known multiple people to do that.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is a word document. Where should you save a word document?

In the documents folder. The documents folder.

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

no... No please...

What about this picture file? Where would you save a picture file?

In the pictures folder. Cmon...

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

oh god why....

I just downloaded this file... Where should I save it?

The... The downloads folder?

That's right! You save it to the desktop!

: '-(


For those that don't know... This is a reference to this video. https://youtu.be/cUbIkNUFs-4

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

People who save files on the desktop deserve to use Windows.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I love GNOME for this. No desktop icons. Windows/super key, type the first letter or two, boom. It's so pretty.

My phone on the other hand? The first screen is nicely arranged. The second screen is just a chronological list of the apps I've downloaded, because they automatically go to desktop, and they'll clutter up my home screen if I don't have a separate sacrificial screen for them

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

People who use desktop as your unsorted downloads folder, who hurt you?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These days, replace "Documents" and "Downloads" with "the root folder of OneDrive".

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This is some Window level joke. BTW, I put my configs in home directory.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think she means OneDrive.

Its a black hole. You just drop files in there and never open them again.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I used the desktop all the time when I was on Windows. When I moved to Linux fulltime, KDE wouldn't let you save to desktop. Eventually I figured out how to fix that, but by that time I had the habit broken. Thankfully i never reverted and my shit is generally organized because of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

On Android it's similar... On some apps(all?) you can't save to the downloads folder. Like WTF? Downloads is where temp stuff goes you damn green buffoon!

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Id just like to add that whoever started sending game files to the hidden part of documents should be shot. How hard is it to just make a Games folder and a Games Save folder?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Story time.

I was helping someone at work the other day....

As part of my usual process, I minimized most of what the person was using, because I dgaf what users are actually doing on their computers. I'm only interested in getting the "problem" that they're complaining about, solved, so I can go home.

When I finished minimizing everything, I shit you not, this person had two full screens of icons on their desktop. I couldn't help but blurt out "that's a lot of icons" they went on to describe how they use their desktop as a dumping ground and they clear the whole thing every few months.

Since I couldn't give a single shit about what they do with their computer, I said something to the effect of "alright", fixed the unrelated "problem" they had and moved on.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The top of your desk is exactly where you want the document that you will need in a minute to go. Its what bosses demanded since before modern computing

If that is not the intended usecase, then what is?

In linux i am saving stuff in a related project folder which may aswell be that projects own desktop.

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