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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

... But I had a vasectomy?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well you can never cum in mississippi or it's $1000 min fine

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

I read they have a three ~~stroke~~ strike rule.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Ooh, sorry, that's 1 trillion life sentences for killing billions of potential children

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

damn they gonna criminalize bustin nuts

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope the 4chan crowd who now backs puritanical republicans is happy with said republicans doing puritanical shit to them in turn. I think basement dwelling chronic masturbators are going to be like "wtf this sucks! you were supposed to punish women not me!!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Nah, they'll just act like this was what they always wanted. They'll never admit to being wrong.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (3 children)

discharge genetic material

That's considerably broader than sperm. I'm not sure you could expel any body fluid without it containing some of your genetic material.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey ya can't have no pandemics if nobody's allowed to sneeze ah?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Y'all should have masked when you had to stalin-gun-1

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Technically there’s DNA in your shit because you expel trace amounts of mucous and lining from your intestines at the same time,

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

And archaeologists have used that to find ancient DNA in soil samples to show what fauna and flora lived in an area at a given time period.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Sloppy kisses? banned

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

In a statement to WLBT News, Blackmon wrote, “All across the country, especially here in Mississippi, the vast majority of bills relating to contraception and/or abortion focus on the woman’s role when men are fifty percent of the equation.

This bill highlights that fact and brings the man’s role into the conversation. People can get up in arms and call it absurd but I can’t say that bothers me.”

Given this context, I think it's pretty obvious this was put forward to make a point rather than to be a serious piece of legislation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

I have reading comprehension issues ¯\ˍ(ツ)ˍ/¯ lo sorrio. I saw the news on AP, followed it to the source, and posted it here because I thought it was funny.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

If you have a wet dream he gets to paddle you.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Well, funny as not fuck, unless you intend to procreate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is this the volcel police?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

If the dick don't spit you must acquit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

But this isn't Big Brother shit. No. Big Brother shit is when black people don't want to be called the n-word.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

No fuckin' way

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