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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[-] [email protected] 41 points 5 months ago

Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I'm pretty sure I've seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn't one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

Strong words for a country where more people eat doughnuts for breakfast than sausages.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Whoy ain't they eatin' sawsagees???

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Doughnuts are easier to bring to a group setting

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

He never brought a pot of beans.. lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

"Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries" ...are not "doughnuts"

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

If you put any more sugar into UK beans they'd qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

average american first breakfast

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

No one would eat that abortion

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I know right, the cheese isn't even melted.

I'm not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I mean, I'd eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.

A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it's fantastic

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I guarantee that pizza isn't American, it's Japanese or from the UAE, book it

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

If there's one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it's pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Pretty sure it's Brazilian. There's a restaurant, Pizzeria Bate Papo, that posts weird pizzas like this online. There might be more as I've seen people joke about Brazilian pizzas in general, but I'm a yank and that one restaurant is the only place I know of for sure.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

You could at least blame us for things that we're actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

This isn't slander. Slander is spoken, in print it's libel.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Lol, yes... As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

While we're all here, I've got a bridge here in the US I'd love to sell some of you Europeans. It's a great investment, please DM me for details.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Americans take things far too seriously.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

doesn't have a Lemmy sub, but [email protected]

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

It’s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

We call those salty grapes.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Oh well that makes it all ok then!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Beans on toast has piss in it??

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Are olives that foreign to ya?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

I think they were just surprised to see a vegetable involved.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Tbf there's also what appears to be whole sun-dried tomatoes and chicken. Both those are also vegetable

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I looked at that and thought it looked more like a grape then an olive as well at first. Thanks for the solidarity

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Well yeah, thats good food.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Literally me yesterday: chicken, waffles, fruit, whipped cream, and no regrets.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Begun, the Food Wars have.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

This is a Brazilian pizza. They love doing these dessert combo pizzas for some reason. Easily identified by the whole green olives present.

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