this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/17074981

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19837626

Okay but unironically candy pizza is good

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Itโ€™s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

We call those salty grapes.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Oh well that makes it all ok then!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Americans don't eat green olives.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

USians are fucking weird, green olives are great.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I was joking. We actually have these bizarre segments of some of our supermarkets that are just olives in brine that you package yourself by weight. We call them an olive bar.

Example: https://shop.wegmans.com/shop/categories/548