He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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She died trying to suck her penis.
Oh gosh I made a faux pas.
Damn you OP, I instantly went to check if he was actually dead and now I'm disappointed.
Community note: it's true, he's just pulling a Herman Cain.
I heard he had a rib removed but still couldnt suck it, so he had a rat penis extension added on and now he can put it in his mouth if he moves his curly locks out of the way
Community notes: fake, Androids have no need to autofellatio.
It was trying to plug its power output plug into one of its power input sockets to get "free electricity".
His dick was in his mouth?
Balls resting on his lips.
He made it, hunhh?
Nah dude, you're thinkin of Trevor Moore.
That's the guy who died having anal sex with a horse.
Mr hands!!!
Go fuck yourself doll licker
Question: How can a mouth on the head of a penis suck itself?
Did he recently become locked in the back of his stretch limo?
You gotta so some thinking with portals.
It’s penises all the way down.
He's got the budget t solve this dilemma and you know this.
Kathy Griffin lookin fine a mf wassup ma
Bro tried to become a real boy and instead got red pilled. Tragic.
The only relatable thing hes ever done.
It’s my elementary school gym teacher.
No, he died trying to suck your penis
Weird Al-ass haircut
You just gonna compliment the guy like that?
Oh sorry. That was meant to be neutral. I would never do Al dirty like that
All is forgiven, but next time go with "Kenny G."
Poor Kenny G, by all accounts he's a cool dude.
Carrot Top is available
Not cool to attribute Trevor’s accomplishments to him
Why's he starting to look like the Beast when he turns human?
Now this one is believable! Lol
Dead mark looking ready for his head transplant next I hear he’s going with a giant mosquito good luck to him to be honest
That's not Trever Moore, who died by asphyxiation trying to blow himself on Self Suck Saturday
Pursuit of the noble goal takes another.