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Polish general fired after missing anti-tank mines ‘found in IKEA warehouse’ (tvpworld.com)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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When train carriages were returned to Poland’s state-owned railway company, it emerged that five pallets of mines were missing.

Onet reported that the missing mines were carried on a civilian carriage through several Polish cities, including Szczecin, Poznań, Warsaw and Białystok, over the course of nearly two weeks. They were eventually located near Orla, a village in northeastern Poland, inside a warehouse belonging to furniture giant IKEA.

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[-] [email protected] 133 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That's just Ikea's new rapid disassembly tool, ësplöddën

[-] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

Don't panic, you will have extra parts left over.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Whole bags of nuts, nails, staples to decorate the sides.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Massomdistribuerare

[-] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

getting lost in IKEA sounds a bit more risky now

[-] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

It takes a lot of pressure to trigger an anti-tank mine. I don't think that you'd manage it just stepping on it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MPP-B_Wierzba_mine

This is a current Polish anti-tank mine. WP says that it's apparently similar to the Soviet TM-62.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TM-62

Operating pressure: 150 to 550 kilograms (330 to 1,210 lb)

[-] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago

Me with a sledgehammer:

[-] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

I should start dieting

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

you might want to tell your mom to stay in your car next ikea trip

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Luckily it wasn't an American IKEA or it would've been a bloodbath.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

SCP-3008 on hard mode

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

No man, I'm almost convinced that this was a result of SCP-3008 residents getting fucking serious about the Staff.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

You should be good if you stay out of the Authorized Personnel Only areas. Those are mined.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

Waiting for the day 3000 IKEA desks in Russia all explode at once.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Welcome to IKEA! Cheap furniture to the left, heavy armament to the right, low prices all the way!!!

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

I was going to tell a Polish joke but this is one.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

It's a joke that wrote itself.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Tänkgobümen

[-] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

My IKEA just has the meatballs

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

https://youtu.be/HowXEBisrkI

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025

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