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When train carriages were returned to Poland’s state-owned railway company, it emerged that five pallets of mines were missing.

Onet reported that the missing mines were carried on a civilian carriage through several Polish cities, including Szczecin, Poznań, Warsaw and Białystok, over the course of nearly two weeks. They were eventually located near Orla, a village in northeastern Poland, inside a warehouse belonging to furniture giant IKEA.

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[-] [email protected] 133 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's just Ikea's new rapid disassembly tool, ësplöddën

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

Don't panic, you will have extra parts left over.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Whole bags of nuts, nails, staples to decorate the sides.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

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