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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 hours ago

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago

Men can give birth though....

[–] [email protected] 127 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[–] [email protected] 52 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[–] [email protected] 73 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (4 children)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[–] [email protected] 21 points 13 hours ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 19 hours ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[–] [email protected] 13 points 18 hours ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Found another Elon alt account.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.