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[-] [email protected] 167 points 6 months ago

"We have to keep trying!" ~Elon to Trump

[-] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

[-] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago

What do you mean fiction? Why else would Musk have moved in with Turnip?

[-] [email protected] 95 points 6 months ago

Besides the idiocy of the statement, these people don't understand the toll that pregnancy has on the body.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 6 months ago

Elon definitely looks like he's been pregnant 17 times...

[-] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

Idk, Elong looks significantly worse than that

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

I guess he's running low on blood boys.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago

So he admits at least 17 guys have nutted in him

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

At least 18, one of them is sterile due to age and bad nutrition.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What on earth is the implication here?

Edit: I've learned far more about this man's personal life than I wanted to, wtf lmao I feel so bad for his kids

[-] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago

Elon takes it up the ass on the regular.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago

Elon has like a dozen kids and his dad compares having kids to horse breeding and believes that the only thing we’re here on earth to do is have kids. So I think the implication is that Elon is a fucking psycho who would allow himself to be impregnated in order to further grow humanity (which is something Elon has said he wants to encourage everyone to do).

[-] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The reboot of Succession in 20 years is going to be wild.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago

Dude has a serious breeding fetish. He does not keep it to himself, at all.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Elons a slut

Strider Musk (2021) — with Shivon Zilis

Techno Mechanicus Musk (2022) — with Grimes

Child whose name is not known (2024) — with Shivon Zilis

[-] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

I doubt he would think the same after having one for 9 months

[-] [email protected] 29 points 6 months ago

He would have had 17 abortions

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago

After 16 children choose emancipation....

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Men can give birth though....

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Found another Elon alt account.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I don't support him in any way, just though that musk mpreg was funny.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago
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