chapotraphouse

I won’t need to anyways once the marines land in Nova Scotia we’re going to find out just how “brave” the us marines really are when the bottle kids gun for them

I’d cross the border and start the québécois liberation front. take advantage of the instability and direct that independent sentiment towards some revolutionary peoples’ war

Let's be real, there's a 0% chance of either and what ends up happening politically will be bad but still completely distinct from the rhetoric.

Greenland, on its own, however, long live!

Let them fight. Wait. Let us fight? Maybe Trump will reintroduce the draft. Fuck around find out, Saskatchewan

The parable of the sower has a fascist US president declare war on Canada

But also :nothing-ever-happens:

“And you! Friendless. Brainless. Helpless! Hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed? In Greenland!” - Grand Nagus Zek

Second Whiskey War with American flags swapping out Danish and Canadian ones on Hans Island

no worries, not even the right wing Canadian party is going to defend their nation

I'd rather have Norway or Sweden tbh.

Critical support to the United States for wiping the settler kkkolonial state of KKKlanada off the map.