Just remember in any war of US imperialism the bourgeoisie of the invaded country suffers the least. The people who will suffer the most are the indigenous people of Canada and Greenland who will have their treaties annulled along with the poor and working class who rely on the basic social services Canada offers that the US does not.

Canada as a state sucks and the people in charge would deserve it, but they will not suffer, everyone else will.

extremely critical support while holding my nose.

because if Satan himself would arrive and attack the USA I would support him.

I'd play defense for the greenlanders generally speaking. Mostly because they don't deserve to be the proverbial sock with a knot tied in it being tugged on in a war between the Danes and the yanks

NATO infighting, I say

True, imagine fighting and dying but the purpose was to protect Alberta. YIKES THERE BUD!

we really don't think this will happen right? like clearly being used by trump to just distract from the existing shitty material conditions in the US

No, absolutely, the US turning its imperialism inwards, towards its vassal states, would be funny as fuck.

Play defense for canada/denmark? i might whip out a trucker hat with a US flag on it lmao

If someone woke up from a 7 month coma today, I'm telling them this discourse is the result of the Kendrick v Drake beef.

It'd be really funny if the Canadians/Danes used the 2nd amendment more effectively against the American regime then Americans do though.

It'd never happen because Canadians are even more domesticated then us Americans (And the Danes/Greenland are too small and distant). Just imagining a Quebecois "Lone Moose" getting some politician and everyone freaking out when they realize these FRENCH people are now AMERICANS?? would be peak.

I think it wont actually be a cool enough timeline for there to be a war between the NATOs. More likely they just sign some treaty making a North American Union and become defacto territories without a fight while maintaining some autonomy.

If the Amerikkkan empire really start cannibalizing itself tho i will laugh my ass off.

Y'all say this now, but we'll see who's laughing when the Ontario Liberation Front formally establishes the People's Republic of Toronto

I know It is stupid but I am kidna down for liberal infighting

I won’t need to anyways once the marines land in Nova Scotia we’re going to find out just how “brave” the us marines really are when the bottle kids gun for them

As others said before it is HIGHLY unlikely to happen....but if the US seriously would invade Canada I would at the very least give critical support to Canada. It would be another mark against the US on the Worldstage if the US invaded or even peacefully annexed one of its closest allies. It would make even NAFO dogs uneasy if that happened. Now this is not me saying it would be good if it happened...but if it happened I feel like it could increase the instability of the Western block by a lot.

My 2cents as an Armchair historian

I’d cross the border and start the québécois liberation front. take advantage of the instability and direct that independent sentiment towards some revolutionary peoples’ war

Well I for one look forward to my future being the kneeling guy in the Fallout intro

"I'm an anti-imperialist socialist! Oh except for when the target of imperialism is a country I don't like"

For fucks sake is this the state of western leftist discourse now? Honestly it's not too far from the "I want to support Gaza, but the Moooozlims there are anti-LGBT so yeah...." shit that liberals say.

Greenland should be an independent country for Inuit people. Mayos out

The US successfully annexing more land would be very bad even if those countries themselves are also bad. The US is at or near the height of its geopolitical power and is clearly in a new cold war with China. So I guess I don't disagree, I'm not gonna play defense for Canada or Denmark, but we should play defense for AES countries and the struggle for the global working class.

The parable of the sower has a fascist US president declare war on Canada