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You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mineINT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

The next call of duty

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

That terrorist ringleaders name? Luigi.

anti-italian-action, Italians are no longer white

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Something along these lines is 200% going to happen and I hate it. There are many other reasons, but this is one reason that DC def deserves to be nuked.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Ironically there was a similar scene in a call of duty game; you (temporarily) play as American soldiers offering help to the rebels in Afghanistan against the soviets only for them to turn around and shoot you and say something along the lines of that they'll kill every infidel and lots more nonsense propaganda intended to frighten people into manufactured consent.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Isn't this already a movie? I know Air Force One was Russians.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s already a few hundred movies but this time it’s evil Muslim international students at Columbia University with a suitcase nuke whose plans get stopped by heroic white frat boys from ole miss

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So it's also a road trip movie? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Kind of but really it’ll just be an incoherent hodgepodge of scenes where every Zionist fantasy and delusion is validated to such an extreme extent that the characters basically turn to the camera and tell them their beliefs are correct

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

the real move would be for the nuke to be hidden into a new "woke" statue being used to replace a torn down statue of a patriotic slaver, suggesting that this never would have happened if we continued to venerate our mass murdering and torturing forefathers and that there is a direct link between rascist statue removal and nuclear arms proliferating terror cells.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Pfft I'm waiting to catch the docu-drama that comes out when nuclear winter blows over.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

i saw a action thriller about a terrorist attack that came out recently, i was thinking it'd be like that. i was pleasantly wurprised to find out that defense contractors were responsible

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

As long as Kevin Sorbo is in it, I'll watch it

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

it'll be a sequal to the red dawn movies and named something like "red dawn: new enemies"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Basically stealing from your prediction, but someone is just going to rip off the Turner Diaries and change out most of the names.